sxybilady said:Hmmmm don't think your getting anywhere near me with medical implements........now I can think of an ...ummmm tool or two you could use though
higherlevel4u said:How about my lip-splitter? It's quite painless, really, despite the name ....
sxybilady said:
Now that does sound painful.....describe exactly what it does.....hopefully NOT what the name suggests
higherlevel4u said:Well, the tool itself is a nice handy sized implement, quite rigid, but soft to the touch .... it very often is self-lubricating, although usually the patient's own lubrication is more than ample for the operation .... the tool is then inserted slowly between the patient's lips, slowly at first, until fully inserted, thus splitting the lips entirely .... usually it will have to be withdrawn somewhat before being slowly reinserted, this operation often being repeated many times, gradually increasing in speed until the patient feels a warm flooding feeling internally, accompanied by a strange groan from the doctor, often triggering similar cries from the patient herself ....
Very often this flooding feeling leaves the patient in a warm, fuzzy state of well-being, and an overwhelming urge to hug the doctor to her ....
Now that doesn't sound too much of a problem for you, does it?
sxybilady said:mmmmmmm..........Book me an appointment immediately !!!! That sounds like the sort of treatment I require.....
higherlevel4u said:Certrainly! When can you ... ummm ... "fit me in", so to speak?
All we need to find is suitable ummm venue for this ummm examination....or would your office be adequate sxybilady said:I have a slot available now and most days for the forseeable future
higherlevel4u said:You know I am pretty flexible .... as indeed you are (or so you keep telling me ...)
I have done the examination in a variety of locations and positions, whichever the patient feels most comfortable with ....
Have you performed this procedure many times are are you a relative novice heheheheh 
sxybilady said:Hehehehe...I am flexible in a number of ways
I assume the procedure can be performed on numerous apparatus including a bed...although not necessarily so???
sorry I couldnt keep a straight face there
higherlevel4u said:It has been known for the patient to have FAR more experience
in these matters than the doctor himself ....
sxybilady said:Morning Ken...trust your enjoying you day off..with Mz Lurker
kenstrus2 said:
I always have a good time with Mz. Lurker as you well know......Maybe more of the weekend activities today.
sxybilady said:Hehehehe I can imagine...as long as you have fun Ken..just let her up for air occasionally to come and post LMAO
kenstrus2 said:
sxybilady said:Hehehehehe your too cute , Ken
higherlevel4u said:Evening, Love of My Life ....
The Doctor has arrived ....
sxybilady said:
Heheheh will that be the luvvvvvv Doctor
higherlevel4u said:It would be, indeed .... would you like to see my credentials?
sxybilady said:Mmmmmmm...I have seen your credetials and your very well qualified in every department I have to admit
higherlevel4u said:Well thank you, Madam .... and I have to say that as far as patients go you're pretty good also, and as far as females go, I would have to say YOU are pretty well qualified in every department ....
sxybilady said:Mmmmmmm...flattery will just get you everywhere ...just because you are SO well qualified
higherlevel4u said:Everywhere?
Really?
So I suppose a fuck is definitely a possibility?
...but its definitely looking promising sxybilady said:Hehehehe subtle as a sledgehammer as ever Baby
higherlevel4u said:It always looks promising from where I'm sitting, Baby ....
.... and the chance of a fuck ....
