Modest Mouse...

[freakygirl]

Like the sig line?

 

[modest mouse]

Lets get busy baby!

 

[freakygirl]

here?? I'm a private person..

Shouldn't we do this somewhere else? Like.. my bedroom

 

[modest mouse]

*closes and locks door*

*turns down the lights*

*pulls back the covers*

*carefully undresses Freaky*

(noone is looking in this thread I hope...hey u, get outta here)

 

[freakygirl]

Carefully undresses me?? dammit.. I want hair pulling.. ass slapping sex.. forget the gentleness..

 

[modest mouse]

I want hair pulling.. ass slapping sex.. forget the gentleness..

Be patient oh Freaky one, this comes after you are buck naked.

Last time you hollered at me for ripping your shirt in the car right before we......

 

[freakygirl]

Be patient oh Freaky one, this comes after you are buck naked.

Last time you hollered at me for ripping your shirt in the car right before we......

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

jeez.. is NOTHING private?

 

[modest mouse]

Ok, turn off that pesky computer and let my show you private.

Get Freaky on my Deaky!

 

[freakygirl]

Ok, turn off that pesky computer and let my show you private.

Get Freaky on my Deaky!

I'll be off the computer by the time you get here..

and I promise.. neither one of us will miss this board once you are here.. (ok.. maybe we will miss it.. but I'm sure we won't be missed *L*)

 

[modest mouse]

<This thread halted due to technical difficulties. It seems the computer has been smashed in a moment of passion, two bodies jostling around the room.>

Please tune to your local Emergency channel for further information.

 

[freakygirl]

<This thread halted due to technical difficulties. It seems the computer has been smashed in a moment of passion, two bodies jostling around the room.>

Please tune to your local Emergency channel for further information.

lmao

I bet they wish PM's weren't private..

 

[modest mouse]

Quiet girl, we cant give out all our secrets, yet.

Besides, I dont need everyone knowing that I like it when you....

......and then I.....

...with your breast just .....

....and the table.....

........she unlatches the straps from us both...

 

[freakygirl]

I had a great nights sleep..

ready for seconds?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Modest you slut!



That's it the wedding is off and I'm telling Marxist where your doggy sleeps.

 

[modest mouse]

I had a great nights sleep..

ready for seconds?

Hell yeah, you have only seen half of my interstellar sex moves. Take a deep breath and here we go. Oh, yes.......


*********************************

Modest you slut!



That's it the wedding is off and I'm telling Marxist where your doggy sleeps.

I am just sowing my wild oats sweetie. Getting my Freak on, so to speak.

You and your new man Marxist better leave the dog alone, he knows the actions I can unleash on you 2 and your pimpmobile!

 

[Mellon Collie]

I am just sowing my wild oats sweetie. Getting my Freak on, so to speak.

 

[freakygirl]

WTF...wedding?????? with her?? You are going to marry that slut?? Do you have no morals?? My god... how can you lower yourself??

And sowing your wild oats?? Is that I'll I am to you?? A wild oat sower????? *runs out of the thread crying*

 

[Mellon Collie]

WTF...wedding?????? with her?? You are going to marry that slut?? Do you have no morals?? My god... how can you lower yourself??

 

[modest mouse]

Freaky.....I'm trying to build up to a 3way, it takes time. Be patient, I'll help you pass the time by licking........

(MC, ignore this post, you are my true love)

 

[Mellon Collie]

Freaky.....I'm trying to build up to a 3way, it takes time. Be patient, I'll help you pass the time by licking........

(MC, ignore this post, you are my true love)

and

 

[freakygirl]

*disclaimor* My post was for joking purposes only.. I don't know for a fact that Mellon Collie is a slut. If anyone has any information on this.. please pm me..

 

[Mellon Collie]

*disclaimor* My post was for joking purposes only.. I don't know for a fact that Mellon Collie is a slut. If anyone has any information on this.. please pm me..

At least you were nice about it.

 

[modest mouse]

Hey, how come noone is mad about me being called a slut?

I just spread the loving a bit, I gotstadoit, it would be ashame to not share this hot throbbing.....

C'mon on over ladies, we can break some bedsprings.

 

[freakygirl]

At least you were nice about it.

you should see the pm's I got










Gotta run.. be back in about an hour!

 

[Mellon Collie]

I don't think so.

Maybe that whore freakygurl is into that type of stuff but I'm a good girl.