Modest Mouse...

[Mellon Collie]

Your PM box is full, kindly take care of that.

 

[modest mouse]

This problem has been taken care of, promptly.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Good work, now get back to the marketing plan for our sporks and off the topic of nudity. Thank you for your punctuality.

 

[modest mouse]

Sporks and Nudity go hand and hand my dear.

(something like that)

 

[Mellon Collie]

I'm afraid I see no connection between sporks and nudity so let's just stick with the sporks.

 

[modest mouse]

it seems so obvious to me

 

[modest mouse]

obvious sexual connotations

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm afraid I see no connection between sporks and nudity so let's just stick with the sporks.

Well, ya can't very well "stick" with spoons, now can ya? Just what are you two stickin', anyway?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Well, ya can't very well "stick" with spoons, now can ya? Just what are you two stickin', anyway?

I'm afraid that's classified information and I must be dense cause I see nothing sexual about a spork modest my dear.

 

[modest mouse]

I'm afraid that's classified information and I must be dense cause I see nothing sexual about a spork modest my dear.

Alas, nor do I. My attempt to use the spork as a means of seduction has failed miserably.


Good thing....I LOVE CUPS

 

[Mellon Collie]

Alas, nor do I. My attempt to use the spork as a means of seduction has failed miserably.


Good thing....I LOVE CUPS

Hey, I love cups too! What a coincidence.

 

[modest mouse]

I particularly enjoy coffee cups. A good heavy mug is a thing of beauty.

 

[Mellon Collie]

No, I'd have to go with just your average drinking cup. Glass or plastic is fine with me.

 

[modest mouse]

What about those SOLO plastic cups. So functional. You have to love utilitarianism as a school of design.

 

[Mellon Collie]

lol well, to change the subject from seduction via plastic cups...

Whatever happened to the cute orange head guy?

 

[modest mouse]

You liked my little orange buddy huh?

What about my metal face av, or my kitty smoking crack av?

...and what about this av i am sporting now?

 

[Mellon Collie]

The guy with all that metal is scary and the kitten and bird one it too cute. If you ask me the orange guy is the best.

 

[modest mouse]

I rather enjoy my cat on crack av. Seems entirely out of place on this board and rather juvenile. My orange man is destined for a return visit though.

 

[modest mouse]

For you Mellon Collie, enjoy.....

 

[Mellon Collie]

Awww, now I have this uncontrollable urge to go and get a kitten.

And a prairie.

 

[modest mouse]

I hear praries are the hot X-mas item this year.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Yes, and hopefully our steel sporks will be too.

 

[modest mouse]

Thats right...a few under every tree. I cant wait to be rich, i have been practicing being stuck up my whole life.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I haven't but I'm sure you can teach me. Then we can go to fancy dinner parties and eat with our sporks which will be all the rage. And then people could be like "Oh my, look at that guy and girl. They are so cool, it's ashame they are so stuck up though". Then I can be mad at you for making everyone hate me.

Thanks a lot modest.