Moaning.

[Fatdog25]

Her moan was more like the sound my opiate addicted father made trying to pass a turd.

 

[PennyThompson]

Me: "Mom, can we get some moaning??"

Mom: "We have moaning at home."

The moaning at home:

...maybe I can workshop this a little.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

She moaned with the emotional range of a Windows error sound.

As a Linux user this is the best thing ever. As a Pulp writer, this needs more grease.

A Windows error sound that found no error.

Also, missed you.

 

[WaxPhilosophic]

You could go the noir detective route:

"It was raining in the city and the dame underneath me was moaning like a dead man trying to catch his last breath. She was putting about as much effort into it, too."

 

[Britva415]

Quick question, how would you describe a fake sounding moan? In the simile sense.

Such as, "She let out a sound more akin to a duck's fart."

"Barking like a circus seal," in the immortal words of Jason Mewes (aka "Jay" of Silent Bob fame).

He probably thought it was real, though.

 

[Britva415]

Quick question, how would you describe a fake sounding moan? In the simile sense.

Such as, "She let out a sound more akin to a duck's fart."

As performative as a Christiano Ronaldo flop.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

"Her moan was so fake, I thought at first she was being sarcastic."

 

[SimonDoom]

Her moan erupted from her chest like a lusty, volcanic pyroclastic cloud, drowning out all other sound, startling the usual night-time cats nearby, and echoing off the limpid pale moon.

"Mom," I said in an anxious whisper. "Keep it down. The neighbors are going to hear. Especially because we're doing this right outside their bedroom window."

 

[KittyOfSteele]

She was a siren who smoked a pack daily, yet didn't thrash like a fish out of the water.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Her moan had all the nuance and complexity of a kazoo.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I couldn't tell if his moan came out of his mouth, his nose, or his ass. Possibly all three.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Figured I'd throw a guy under the bus. Men fake moans, too, the scamps.

He moaned, and I realized he had all the acting talent of an improver on the first day of class.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Her moan had all the nuance and complexity of a kazoo.

Way to roast her voice, poor thing...

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Her moan had all the nuance and complexity of a kazoo.

Is this a female Q*Bert?

 

[anthrodisiac]

When he moaned, I knew, I finally knew...

Nothing was real.

Everything I'd ever thought was a construction of a deranged madman, playing God with the fabric of reality. That I'd been dropped into a simulation where my every interaction was with avatars, base things berefit of sentience, whose sole existence was to ensure I believed the lie. This madman, was he trying to break me? Was this all some sick experiment? Horror crept in as I realized I was completely at the whims of a psychopath.

And he couldn't even be bothered to have his creations moan like they enjoyed sex with me.

Asshole.

 

[anthrodisiac]

They both moaned, and I wondered how long it'd taken them to choreograph it. Clearly, not long enough...

 

[KittyOfSteele]

"This! Is! The! Most! Successful! Writing! Exercise! Thread! So! Far!" she cried; eyes rolled back enough so she could see her own brain.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Ohh ... ohh ... ohhohhohh ... mmm ... ohh ... mmmnnnooo! ... ooo ... ooo!

William Shatner moaning.

 

[anthrodisiac]

William Shatner moaning.

Dude's 95, good for him!

 

[anthrodisiac]

His moan had all the sincerity of a polar bear saying it wouldn't attack me.

 

[dirk2024]

Figured I'd throw a guy under the bus. Men fake moans, too, the scamps.

That was supposed to stay a secret! You know...BRO CODE!!!!

 

[anthrodisiac]

That was supposed to stay a secret! You know...BRO CODE!!!!

Sorry, I'm not a bro! Someone should've made me an honorary bro and this could've all been avoided.

Right, CHET?

 

[dirk2024]

Sorry, I'm not a bro! Someone should've made me an honorary bro and this could've all been avoided.

Right, CHET?

I dub thee...

 

[anthrodisiac]

I dub thee...

I retract all statements. Men clearly never fake their orgasms, and your handjob was wonderful, babe, honest.

 

[dirk2024]

I retract all statements. Men clearly never fake their orgasms, and your handjob was wonderful, babe, honest.

"That was the best post ever!" he moaned enthiastically.