Hey everyone! Since we have newcomers to our little thread, I think it's time for a little show and tell. I'll start: I'm female (obviously), I'm desperately in love with Lightning, my favorite color is blue, and I am really good at finding creative things to do with my tongue. Who's next?
Me like sex, yes me do! I like the bombs going off in the background, fire burning down the house, earthquake shaking bed, leather and lace, lots of toys, delicate touching, kissing, pinching, squeezing, licking, feeling, sucking, sweatty, screaming, moaning, wispering, head banging, toe sucking, self gratification, ass grabing, hair pulling, butt slapping,good ole fashion, get it up, get it in, get it on sex!
Whew, I think I need a cup of coffee and my lover girl...
Hiya Shy, this one isnt corny, but you might like it anyway...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he
would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he
finally wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper
by the bed.