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>10 Husbands and Still A Virgin
> A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On
>their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still
>a virgin."
>
>"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
>times?"
>
>"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great
>it was going to be.
>
>Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was
>supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
>
>Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out
>diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
>
> Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
>didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
>
>Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
>three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
>method.
>
>Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but
>he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
>
>Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never
>sure how to position it.
>
> Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
>
>Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
>
>Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
>But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
>
>"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
>
>"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
>10 Husbands and Still A Virgin
> A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On
>their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still
>a virgin."
>
>"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
>times?"
>
>"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great
>it was going to be.
>
>Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was
>supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
>
>Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out
>diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
>
> Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
>didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
>
>Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
>three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
>method.
>
>Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but
>he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
>
>Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never
>sure how to position it.
>
> Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
>
>Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
>
>Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
>But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
>
>"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
>
>"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
stargazer76
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ROFLMAO!!!!! I never even saw that one coming.....
llee69
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OH god ths will be short..
wine
calamari
wine
Scallops
Mozzeralla ball cheese
wine
crackers
wine
bread
wine
big salad
wine
1 + lb steaks
wine
7 layer chocolate thinggy
port
coffee
beer
beer
beer
beer
beer'
bber
seems I have 1 more dog than normal. A doberman, red in color.
Hmmm
oh yea, I took moonshine.
2 advill
lots o water
sleep now
wine
calamari
wine
Scallops
Mozzeralla ball cheese
wine
crackers
wine
bread
wine
big salad
wine
1 + lb steaks
wine
7 layer chocolate thinggy
port
coffee
beer
beer
beer
beer
beer'
bber
seems I have 1 more dog than normal. A doberman, red in color.
Hmmm
oh yea, I took moonshine.
2 advill
lots o water
sleep now
stargazer76
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Oh my, llee.....are you okay? That does not sound good....
stargazer76
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I apologize for my tardiness. Lighting was rebuilding computers all night last night and he had stolen our router. Long story short, I didn't have internet access until just recently. Missed you all. Glad to hear you're feeling better llee! What else is going on with everyone?
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