LordMagicMan
Lord of the Morning
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No kidding, who needs sleep?
*snuggles hugs nibbles and kisses to you all*
*snuggles hugs nibbles and kisses to you all*
Mistress!
- Thread starter Isolde
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In the beginning
Wow .. 7? You had a much better night than I did!!
"When God was handing out abilities he asked Adam and Eve:
Okay, who wants to be strong and virile? Adam says, Oh! I do! Can I have that? So God makes him strong and virile.
Next God says, 'well then there's the thing about being master over all the creatures'. Adam jumped up waving his hand ... 'Me! Hey God, right here, I'll take that one too! I'd be great at mastering all the creatures' God rolled his eyes a bit, but agreed with a sigh 'alright,Adam, you can have that one too.' You should let Eve have some of the good stuff too tho ..
Adam nodded, understanding.
'Okay, who would like to have the ability to pee standing up?' Adam jumped to his feet, frantically waving his arms. 'Oh man, I've just gotta have that, I've just gotta!! Please? C'mon God, I really NEED to be able to do that!' This entire time Eve has been sitting quietly, and God takes notice. 'Adam, if I give you this ability, it is your last thing, there's only one more skill, and it will absolutely belong to Eve. You must let her have something!!'
Adam nodded quickly, anything so he could pee standing up!! That was soo cool!! 'No problem God, that's it. The next one is all Eve's, she can have it, not a problem.'
There was silence in the Garden of Eden for about a minute before Adam realized something. 'Um, God? Just what skill was it that Eve got?'
God looked down and grinned ....
"Multiple Orgasms"
Wow .. 7? You had a much better night than I did!!
"When God was handing out abilities he asked Adam and Eve:
Okay, who wants to be strong and virile? Adam says, Oh! I do! Can I have that? So God makes him strong and virile.
Next God says, 'well then there's the thing about being master over all the creatures'. Adam jumped up waving his hand ... 'Me! Hey God, right here, I'll take that one too! I'd be great at mastering all the creatures' God rolled his eyes a bit, but agreed with a sigh 'alright,Adam, you can have that one too.' You should let Eve have some of the good stuff too tho ..
Adam nodded, understanding.
'Okay, who would like to have the ability to pee standing up?' Adam jumped to his feet, frantically waving his arms. 'Oh man, I've just gotta have that, I've just gotta!! Please? C'mon God, I really NEED to be able to do that!' This entire time Eve has been sitting quietly, and God takes notice. 'Adam, if I give you this ability, it is your last thing, there's only one more skill, and it will absolutely belong to Eve. You must let her have something!!'
Adam nodded quickly, anything so he could pee standing up!! That was soo cool!! 'No problem God, that's it. The next one is all Eve's, she can have it, not a problem.'
There was silence in the Garden of Eden for about a minute before Adam realized something. 'Um, God? Just what skill was it that Eve got?'
God looked down and grinned ....
"Multiple Orgasms"
Im more of a hugger myself, much prefer a hug to a cuddle so(((((((((((((((every one))))))))))))))))))))))), never been one for groping, prefer to caress gently with feeling. I create the feeling of pleasure in a woman, by exploring and probing, I build a feeling of passion within them to the point of no return.
