Ember Faye
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Eagle70 said:
WOW
cool beans eagle!
*trying to think if she would trade the car they won in Sept up for the trip....* ... hmmm....that's a toughie!
it ROCKS winning things!
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WOW
cool beans eagle!
*trying to think if she would trade the car they won in Sept up for the trip....* ... hmmm....that's a toughie!
it ROCKS winning things!
Ember Faye said:WOW
cool beans eagle!
*trying to think if she would trade the car they won in Sept up for the trip....* ... hmmm....that's a toughie!
it ROCKS winning things!
Holy CRAP yeah it does. I couldnt believe it. I'm that "i've never won anything in my life!" asshole too. This is SOOOOOO cool!!
Wanna come over and ride my cock to celebrate?
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Eagle70 said:Holy CRAP yeah it does. I couldnt believe it. I'm that "i've never won anything in my life!" asshole too. This is SOOOOOO cool!!
Wanna come over and ride my cock to celebrate?
*grins*
well...how can i turn that offer down??
i'm the same way hon. never won anything. EVER!
first time i ever won anything was last july when i called the radio station and won tickets to go see Fleetwood Mac in concert down in OK City (and won a lil bit of money with it)
and then hubby won the car back in Sept.
we're hoping maybe we'll win the lottery now or something
is that too greedy??
LOL
*crawls up to him, smiling down at him as she straddles him*
Ember Faye said:*grins*
well...how can i turn that offer down??
i'm the same way hon. never won anything. EVER!
first time i ever won anything was last july when i called the radio station and won tickets to go see Fleetwood Mac in concert down in OK City (and won a lil bit of money with it)
and then hubby won the car back in Sept.
we're hoping maybe we'll win the lottery now or something
is that too greedy??
LOL
*crawls up to him, smiling down at him as she straddles him*
(leans up and licks her sweet nipples as he places his hands on her hips...rocking her back and forth on his cock)
Naw, not greedy at all! I could get SOOO used to this...the winning...and the impaling you on my cock....
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Hello my sweet girl-freak friends....lol
Miss ya all!
xoxoxoxox
Miss ya all!
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sexy as hell esha
Ember Faye
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Eagle70 said:
*likes being impaled on his cock*
*growls*
making me all tingly...thinking about your hands grabbing my hips...pulling me down harder on your....driving up deeper and deeper into me.... *sighs* such yummy thoughts
*grins and blows a kiss*
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StarStorm said:
don't forget angel
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Some humor
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: "Sure. Here it is." It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's the registration." The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: "Sure. Here it is." It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's the registration." The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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