Missing Minx

[Esha]

oh, stop your boo hooing!!
SHeesh!!
Is EVERYONE spoiled around here?????


<getting ready to get naked>
You can't just RUSH good smut!

besides, right now I am eating beef stew.
ANd beed stew and naked body parts dont mix.

trust me

Ive tried.

 

[kintama]

says who?....that's the perfect combination!

 

[bareden]

oh, stop your boo hooing!!
SHeesh!!
Is EVERYONE spoiled around here?????


<getting ready to get naked>
You can't just RUSH good smut!

besides, right now I am eating beef stew.
ANd beed stew and naked body parts dont mix.

trust me

Ive tried.

EEWWHH!!

 

[Esha]

um....yeah!
your telling me!


See what I do in the name of good kinky sex!
I'm my own guinee pig.

and sometimes.....well.....it ain't so pretty.

 

[bareden]

The important thing here is that you have learned from your travels.

 

[Esha]

Learn?
ah, yeah, you could call it that....

Shall I tell you a wicked funny porn story??

I was webcaming with someone once, giving them a little sumthin' sumthin'...and I was leaning back in a chair with my back and ass to the PC and webcam...it was the desk chair that you often see in my pic ( in the pose very simular to the ones of me in jogging shorts) and i was talking all sexy to this person, and BEING all sexy, and they requested that I bend over a little more, so I did....and then I fell off the chair. Like completely. The chair just up ended and I went with it.
It was great.


And Verbal, if you are reading this....fond memories, huh??
<Grin>

Yeah, baby, that is why I have the Crown!
Cause I am the QUEEN dork!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Learn?
ah, yeah, you could call it that....

Shall I tell you a wicked funny porn story??

I was webcaming with someone once, giving them a little sumthin' sumthin'...and I was leaning back in a chair with my back and ass to the PC and webcam...it was the desk chair that you often see in my pic ( in the pose very simular to the ones of me in jogging shorts) and i was talking all sexy to this person, and BEING all sexy, and they requested that I bend over a little more, so I did....and then I fell off the chair. Like completely. The chair just up ended and I went with it.
It was great.


And Verbal, if you are reading this....fond memories, huh??
<Grin>

Yeah, baby, that is why I have the Crown!
Cause I am the QUEEN dork!

That's just brilliant!

 

[Esha]

AND then, this ONE time (no, not at band camp)

I had all these candles lit, and I was taking some pics (which where on my old thread, and came out AWESOME...)
I was taking a picture and trying to be really still, and I heard like this cracking sound by my ear, and I looked out of the corner of my eye and my hair was on fire!
i was like "OH FUCK!"
and then the timer went off and took the picture.
So now I have this totally fucking hysterical picture of me wide eyed with an "OH!" expression on my face, all naked with glitter and my hair on fire.


TOP THAT!!

 

[bareden]

WOW!!!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

AND then, this ONE time (no, not at band camp)

I had all these candles lit, and I was taking some pics (which where on my old thread, and came out AWESOME...)
I was taking a picture and trying to be really still, and I heard like this cracking sound by my ear, and I looked out of the corner of my eye and my hair was on fire!
i was like "OH FUCK!"
and then the timer went off and took the picture.
So now I have this totally fucking hysterical picture of me wide eyed with an "OH!" expression on my face, all naked with glitter and my hair on fire.


TOP THAT!!

I can't, and don't want to. But I'd wanna see that pic

 

[Esha]

Yeah!
see,the thing is...im dorky and clumsy so often, that I kind of take a strange pride in it.

I know, thats sad.

But no one is ever gonna be like " WOW! that Ieasha! Now SHE is gracefull".

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Yeah!
see,the thing is...im dorky and clumsy so often, that I kind of take a strange pride in it.

I know, thats sad.

But no one is ever gonna be like " WOW! that Ieasha! Now SHE is gracefull".

Actually, I think that's pretty cool.

(Not sure if you were talking to me or no)

 

[Esha]

awww, baby, Im talking to everyone.


And I'm enough of a woman to know I just like to hear myself talk (so I assume you do to!! Nice of me, Huh?)


and I am glad you think my dorkiness is cool.
Otherwise I would be PISS OUTTA LUCK!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

awww, baby, Im talking to everyone.


And I'm enough of a woman to know I just like to hear myself talk (so I assume you do to!! Nice of me, Huh?)


and I am glad you think my dorkiness is cool.
Otherwise I would be PISS OUTTA LUCK!

Ah, jeez...that made me feel great And no, I don't like to hear myself talk. lol

 

[Esha]

Oh I LOVE to hear myself talk.

I talk to myself all the time

People who know me regularly laugh at me, cause I will just be walken along, having a conversation with myself.

If I don't like what I have to say, who's gonna?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Oh, I do that all the time too. I am just not sure if I really like it I'd probably talk for someone else if I could.

 

[Esha]

see, i just really like myself.


But its ok, cause I know it, right??

<batting eyes innocently>

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Well, I don't think there's anything wrong with that, especially in your case

 

[Esha]

awwwww!
(jumping with glee at permission to be cocky!!)


You get a big ol wet smooch for that!

SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!

 

[SocDis]

Hey where does the line begin for a repeat of that kind of evening?

We can skip all the parts up to where you were leaning over and fell....oh wait, that ain't right....switch that around to skip the falling only!

Learn?
ah, yeah, you could call it that....

Shall I tell you a wicked funny porn story??

I was webcaming with someone once, giving them a little sumthin' sumthin'...and I was leaning back in a chair with my back and ass to the PC and webcam...it was the desk chair that you often see in my pic ( in the pose very simular to the ones of me in jogging shorts) and i was talking all sexy to this person, and BEING all sexy, and they requested that I bend over a little more, so I did....and then I fell off the chair. Like completely. The chair just up ended and I went with it.
It was great.


And Verbal, if you are reading this....fond memories, huh??
<Grin>

Yeah, baby, that is why I have the Crown!
Cause I am the QUEEN dork!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

awwwww!
(jumping with glee at permission to be cocky!!)


You get a big ol wet smooch for that!

SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!

Hey, I am rather cocky myself, so we're on the same page

And thanks for the smooch, hottie

 

[Esha]

Hey, get in line bucko!


<grin, giving ya a peck on the cheeck!>

how you been baby cakes?

and you have had PLENTY of real life esha.
sheesh

 

[SocDis]

I am cocky and you can take that however you please!

 

[SocDis]

I wouldn't say plenty, there are several parts of iesha that I would love to get my hands on!

Hey, get in line bucko!


<grin, giving ya a peck on the cheeck!>

how you been baby cakes?

and you have had PLENTY of real life esha.
sheesh

 

[Esha]

Hey, I am rather cocky myself, so we're on the same page

And thanks for the smooch, hottie

he he
no prob.

did I tell you thta you can put that where ever you want?