Miss Scarlett's Daily Lurkings

[OhMissScarlett]

Okay kids, I'm back to actually writing most of the day now, so I'll just be lurking until this story is finished. Just an FYI in case y'all missed me, which I'm sure you didn't.
Oh yeah, don't talk about me because I'm watching you.

 

[Guest]

Oh yeah, don't talk about me because I'm watching you.

Did anyone here about MissScarlett and the traveling carnival?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Those funhouse mirrors made my ass look big.

 

[msboy8]

Those funhouse mirrors made my ass look big.

Oh, don't be modest. Your ass is big enough without the mirror, haha. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[Guest]

Okay kids, I'm back to actually writing most of the day now, so I'll just be lurking until this story is finished. Just an FYI in case y'all missed me, which I'm sure you didn't.
Oh yeah, don't talk about me because I'm watching you.

Do I know you?

 

[cloudy]

Did anyone here about MissScarlett and the traveling carnival?

Clown sex!

So, now we know there's some truth behind those rumors....

 

[yui]

Do you mind if I watch you while you lurk about watching? I'm having a difficult time kicking this voyeur habit...

Luck on your story. Hurry and finish so that I can read it and do the wicked dance...with myself.

Lurk, I mean, luck,

Yui

 

[cantdog]

Scarlett rules. Such a free and open attitude with such a complex and mysterious interior. And a sweet ass besides.

But she loves children and small animals, so we forgive her.

Clown sex. I might have known.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Scarlett rules. Such a free and open attitude with such a complex and mysterious interior. And a sweet ass besides.

But she loves children and small animals, so we forgive her.

Clown sex. I might have known.

Lol. Really I'm terrified of clowns. oh, and thanks for the ass comment.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Do you mind if I watch you while you lurk about watching? I'm having a difficult time kicking this voyeur habit...

Luck on your story. Hurry and finish so that I can read it and do the wicked dance...with myself.

Lurk, I mean, luck,

Yui

Feel free to watch. Stalking me is like watching paint dry though.
I'm hurrying, bi epics about the gay porn industry take time, yannow?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Just an FYI in case y'all missed me, which I'm sure you didn't.

I did miss you, but then I'm a wretched shot with a water balloon. Come back out from behind the hedge and I will have another go.



Glad you're back.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh yeah, don't talk about me because I'm watching you.

I'm not scared of you, whore.

I know where you live and when I get there this weekend, there will be hell to pay...


Bwaahahahahah!

 

[Guest]

i, categorically, did NOT miss you...tramp
*wiping tears from my face*
not a bit, you weinerhead, clownlovingslag...
*sniffle*
oh, just go back to lurking...
*gut wrenching pain*
ill learn to live without you...
*wail of dispair*

 

[BlackShanglan]

i, categorically, did NOT miss you...tramp
*wiping tears from my face*
not a bit, you weinerhead, clownlovingslag...
*sniffle*
oh, just go back to lurking...
*gut wrenching pain*
ill learn to live without you...
*wail of dispair*

I love you, Vella Somehow I always imagine you in your pajamas. In the cutest way.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

I love you, Vella Somehow I always imagine you in your pajamas. In the cutest way.

Shanglan

its a bit eerie how close to target you are.
though i have to admit, they were a bit put off when i showed up at town hall wearing my silk dressing gown and fuzzy mules. *sigh* some people just dont get it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Scarlett rules. Such a free and open attitude with such a complex and mysterious interior. And a sweet ass besides.

This is all so true.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Lol. Really I'm terrified of clowns. oh, and thanks for the ass comment.

If that was your ass on your previous AV, it was truly a thing of beauty I miss it on your current AV, which is also okay.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

If that was your ass on your previous AV, it was truly a thing of beauty I miss it on your current AV, which is also okay.

Sorry, I bought a new computer and lost my ass so to speak. It will return very soon.

Vella and Shanglan, no one has called me weinerhead in as long as I can remember.
Carson, don't call me whore unless you're spanking me or no fondue parties for you.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson, don't call me whore unless you're spanking me or no fondue parties for you.

Fondue me, baby. All night long.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Fondue me, baby. All night long.

I only need an avocado colored fondue pot. Then my life will be complete.

 

[cantdog]

Raclette makers are stainless and plain; fondue pots have an exterior of avocado colored enamel. Shutters are green, barns dark red, schoolhouses buff, tipcarts blue. Some things are meant to be.

 

[yui]

Raclette makers are stainless and plain; fondue pots have an exterior of avocado colored enamel. Shutters are green, barns dark red, schoolhouses buff, tipcarts blue. Some things are meant to be.

You know, Cant, sometime I haven't a clue what you are saying, but I like how you say it so well that I read it twice.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Raclette makers are stainless and plain; fondue pots have an exterior of avocado colored enamel. Shutters are green, barns dark red, schoolhouses buff, tipcarts blue. Some things are meant to be.

I have seen some shutters that are not green but barns are always dark red with green roofs. Some schoolhouses are red but only if they have brick siding.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I have seen some shutters that are not green but barns are always dark red with green roofs. Some schoolhouses are red but only if they have brick siding.

My shutters are white and our barn was brown....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Raclette makers are stainless and plain; fondue pots have an exterior of avocado colored enamel. Shutters are green, barns dark red, schoolhouses buff, tipcarts blue. Some things are meant to be.

I'd settle for burnt orange but it just wouldn't be as cool.