Miss me?

[brokenbrainwave]

Probably not so go to hell

 

[Freya]

I'm sure someone, somewhere, did.

 

[plasticman33]

Probably not so go to hell

You were gone?

 

[LadyG]

BBW!!!!!!!!!

Little penquin, you're back!!!!!!

*whee...does the happy twirly dance*


I missed you. Intensely. So THERE!!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

yeah, the chick I left at the alter..who am I kidding. She said that premarital sex was while a sin, the way I did it it should have been a crime. I think she meant that in a bad way freya.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Re: Re: Miss me?

You were gone?

yes I was deployed in a concentration camp at the local YMCA stretchy. Damn, those were some weird showers.

 

[DarkAngel]

I'm sure someone, somewhere, did.

*stare*

O yeah welcome back chief

 

[brokenbrainwave]

*stare*

O yeah welcome back chief

thank you, my son.

 

[Freya]

yeah, the chick I left at the alter..who am I kidding. She said that premarital sex was while a sin, the way I did it it should have been a crime. I think she meant that in a bad way freya.

Oh BBW, maybe she just meant it was so good, it should be illegal? Yes? No?

LOL

 

[DarkAngel]

thank you, my son.

So, dad. Can I borrow the car?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Oh BBW, maybe she just meant it was so good, it should be illegal? Yes? No?

LOL

maybe, but that whole flipping channels thingy during the act really wizzed me off.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

So, dad. Can I borrow the car?

no. Last time you brought it back it reeked of man love and cheap aqua velvet.

 

[plasticman33]

Re: Re: Re: Miss me?

yes I was deployed in a concentration camp at the local YMCA stretchy. Damn, those were some weird showers.

I just hope you didn't drop the soap!

 

[Freya]

maybe, but that whole flipping channels thingy during the act really wizzed me off.

So where have you been Mister? The odd times I get on here, the humour level is at about -3 - you have been sorely missed.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Miss me?

I just hope you didn't drop the soap!

they used powederd, it takes longer to pick up.

 

[DarkAngel]

no. Last time you brought it back it reeked of man love and cheap aqua velvet.

Damn those guys at the car wash.. They said it would smell like a new car..

 

[brokenbrainwave]

So where have you been Mister? The odd times I get on here, the humour level is at about -3 - you have been sorely missed.

had some things to take care of, needed a break, been having constant phone bone with various members. the usual.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Damn those guys at the car wash.. They said it would smell like a new car..

son, how many times do I have to tell you, those hoses are NOT for car fenders.

Let me guess, they even said it was extra foamy for just 2 dollars more, eh?

 

[Freya]

had some things to take care of, needed a break, been having constant phone bone with various members. the usual.

Why do I never get phone boned by you? I'm hurt.

 

[LadyG]

Pfft, I welcome you back, say I missed you and you don't acknowledge it?


Well to hell with you Mister.

I won't miss you next time. So there.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Why do I never get phone boned by you? I'm hurt.

your credit card company turned down the 1000.00 charge. I am good, ya know. Ask busybody, but all he did was scream "I am a minority, I am a minority" in French and Spanish. Or was the Swaheilli.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Pfft, I welcome you back, say I missed you and you don't acknowledge it?


Well to hell with you Mister.

I won't miss you next time. So there.

I am sorry my love. btw, thanks for the cum last night. wowsers! I never knew you could do that with a phone. Imagine my suprise.

 

[Freya]

your credit card company turned down the 1000.00 charge. I am good, ya know. Ask busybody, but all he did was scream "I am a minority, I am a minority" in French and Spanish. Or was the Swaheilli.

Ahh sorry, I maxed my cards phone boning LG.


Speaking of which...HI LADY G!!!!!!

 

[LadyG]

**Chokes**

I told you, but you didn't believe me!! As long as you enjoyed,then that makes my heart sing


okay, that was too sappy even for me.

 

[DarkAngel]

son, how many times do I have to tell you, those hoses are NOT for car fenders.

Let me guess, they even said it was extra foamy for just 2 dollars more, eh?

You mean that was not the all purpose cleaning foam?