Misreading

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

My SO sent me a GIF earlier today with a caption, "Love is ... blowing kisses to your favorite person." My horny brain edited out "kisses to". Interesting conversation ensued. Is there anything interesting you've misread or misheard?

 

[OralAllOver]

X is "an asshole" ... I automatically wonder if X has the pleasing aspects that some anuses do!