Misquote the Person Above You

[TheeGoatPig]

Hello everybody. I hope you are having a wonderful time here?

Hello stickers. I hope you are all wallowing in your own misery?

It's been going quite well today actually. No ojne got in my way while making breakfast

 

[PayDay]

It's been going quite well today actually. No ojne got in my way while making breakfast

Well why are you being so quiet?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Well why are you being so load?

I have lots of stuff to say, but no one is listening

 

[steve44uk]

I have nothing interesting to say, and that's why no one is listening

I don't think I'm paranoid but, if I were, how would I know...?

 

[Saxon_Hart]

I am feeling ignored and self-centered.

Grow up and stop acting like a pre-teen diva damn it!!

(I hope I played the game correctly here.)

 

[PayDay]

Grow up and stop acting like a pre-teen diva damn it!!

(I hope I played the game correctly here.)

No thanks, I'm not into magic shows.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

No thanks, I'm not into misquoting people.

But it is so much fun!

 

[PayDay]

But it is so much fun!

...I don't think butt sex is that much fun...

 

[TheOlderGuy]

...I don't think. But sex is so much work...

What do want to do today?

 

[PayDay]

What do want to do today?

I already went to the bathroom?

 

[Saxon_Hart]

I already went to the bathroom and jerked off like a fiend?

Damn. I sure hope you remembered to wipe off the mirror.

 

[damppanties]

Wow. I sure wish the mirror was kind.

Tell me about it.

 

[johneb87]

Tell me something sexy.

It's hot enough here I need to remove articles of clothing.

I wonder if this race will ever get back underway?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I don't have any clean clothes left

I wonder if anyone will ever again do my laundry

Buy a roll of quarters

 

[damppanties]

johneb87, to beat the heat... quarter two lemons, roll them in sugar and dunk in ice cold water. Drink.

Or ice cream!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I have ice cream! Any takers?

I got a for you

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Hey kids!! Get in my van

Wow...this shit's getting scary.

 

[Handley_Page]

Wow...this shit's getting scary.

The Doctor reported that the patient was nervous about going to the lavatory.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The Doctor reported that the patient was nervous about going to the lavatory.

The Head of the Philosophy Department noted his concerns with a scatological eschatology.

 

[PayDay]

The Head of the Philosophy Department noted his concerns with a scatological eschatology.

The head of the philosophy department constantly used big words to seem smart.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The head of the philosophy department constantly used big words to seem smart.

That's a pretty shitty ending.

 

[PayDay]

That's a pretty shitty ending.

That's a pretty she ending...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

That's pretty shitty that I haven't misquoted anyone yet.

Maybe you should start misquoting people than?

 

[PayDay]

Maybe you should start misquitoing people than?

No thanks, I don't drink blood.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

No thanks, I don't want to play along, so I will just get in the way.

If only you were more fun.