MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
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I forgot I needed to grab something real quirky.
Hey, don't look at me when you say that.
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I forgot I needed to grab something real quirky.
Hey, don't look at me when you play that.
Not even a nice back scratch?I don't want to be on the receiving end of anything from someone with Nine Inch Nails!
Not even a nice cat scratch?
With their claws? I imagine so, three could do some real damage.Have I mentioned that three cats make an effective cock blocker?
I am a witch, and I am sending my feline minions to prevent you from masturbating.
Well! They may cut me, but they'll never stop me!
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Well . . . the couch would be good, just let me turn my chair around.We're the exhibitionists. Where would you like us?
Well . . . the couch would be good, just let me turn my chair . . .
Oh, my Pope! I really shouldn't have done the Swiss Guard.
Send him for a ride in the weinermobile!
I hear that's a lonely job in a confined space.
I wouldn't trust the condoms.
Every guy that wants my pants says that.
I understand you think that sending a young woman down the runway in a sack for a skirt and no top constitutes fashion. But it just doesn't.
And Yeti's the only reason I bare. . . .
So, you're into mobsters then?
Fred! You got tits! Fancy that!...
Yep! The whore moaned under my wonderful treatment.
"Let me tell you something you've never heard before."
A common annoyance, a pimp.
Boy, I love seeing seniors, they make me wet, God I'm horny!
Wait, what? He's only nineteen MP! Are you serious?