Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

I’ll take your worm for it - I like baiting.

I know; you used to be an apprentice baiter, but now you're a master.

 

[Actingup]

I know; you used to be an apprentice painter, but now you're a master.

Painting other people's bodies all day, and painting the shower wall at night.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Panting after people's bodies all day, and panting in the shower stall at night.

I can understand your arousal, but aren't you afraid you'll go blind?

 

[yowser]

I can understand your arousal, but aren't you afraid you'll get bound?

Wrists tied behind your back always makes the heart grow fonder.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Whispy ties around your neck always makes the heart grow fonder.

Or nice heavy leather, well-woven ropes, smooth-polished wood, plastics, or even metal... So many options!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Or nice heavy feathers, well-woven tropes, smooth-polished wombs, plasmas, or even menials... So many options!

Yes, options for some Dadaist performance artist, perhaps

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yes, options for some Dido Angel porn artist, perhaps

At least her work is 'artistic', then.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

At least her jerk is 'artistic', then.

She's mastered the aesthetics of masturbation!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

She's mastered the anesthetics of masturbation!

... wouldn't that be an oxymoron? Opposite effect?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

... wouldn't that be a foxy moron? Opposite of a techie??

Dumb blondes and dour nerds are worn-out stereotypes.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Dames - blonde and sour words - are worn-out stereotypes.

Too bad they’re still representing portions of our reality

 

[yowser]

Too bad they’re still distributing potions of reality

Not sure the internet would ever recover!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Not sure the interest would ever recover!

Don't worry; sex will always sell!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Don't worry; sex will always smell!

Either enjoy it, or maybe nose plugs might work?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ethel enjoys it, for Mabel those drugs might work.

I've heard that sex drugs can be dangerous.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I've heard that sexy dugs can be dangerous.

And genitalia, tongues, fingers, etc. all dangerous!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And German gals' tongues, fingers, and tatas are dangerous!

I don't know how dangerous they are, but they definitely are appealing!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I know how dangerous they are, they definitely are appealing!

Most primates don’t bother peeling fruit, instead just chomping away.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Most of my mates don’t bother peeling first, instead they just romp away.

Quite the wild bunch, eh?

 

[Actingup]

Quite the wild hunch, eh?

Sometimes it's the thoughts that hit at the least appropriate times that solve the case, as I found out during my recent brothel investigation.

 

[Actingup]

Sometimes it's the thoughts that hit at the least appropriate times that solve the case, as I found out during my recent Mothra interrogation.

Did I say that? I meant King Kong. Word to the wise: sometimes size does matter.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Did I say that? I meant Ping Pong. Word to the wise: sometimes size does matter.

Yes, there is a bit of a difference in the size of the playing surface between tennis and table tennis.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Miss, there is a bit of a difference in the size of the playing surface between your tits and Tammy's tits...

But I'd like to carry out a more accurate assessment, if you don't mind.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But I'd like to carry on with a more cute assistant, if you don't mind.

Interns are selected for their abilities, not their looks.

 

[Actingup]

Interns aren't selected for their abilities, but their looks.

And that's why it's critical to stack the selection panel appropriately.