Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Actingup]

I’m a little Teapot, short and stout

Here are my love handles, there is my spout.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Here are my glove hands, here is my clout.

That's a nice bit of braggadoggerel for a wannabe boxer!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

That’s a nice bit of Grappu De La Dordogne for an economy drop Sir.

The Bordeaux? Nonsense, it’s a pretentious little paint-stripper.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The bordello? Nonsense, it’s a pretentious little pantie-stripper.

Went exploring on the ‘wild side’ I see…

 

[Actingup]

Went exploring the style guide I see…

Don't laugh. Sometimes your whole future can be determined by your correct use of the Oxford comma.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Don't barf. Sometimes your whole future can be determined by your correct use of the Oxford swallow.

I thought those initiation events were purely an American collegiate idea.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I thought those imitation events were impure, an American collegiate idea.

If the fraternity is Eta Pi, you might not even get screwed over!

 

[Actingup]

If the fraternity is eating pie, you might not even get screwed over!

Is it a choice? What is a fraternity for if not for bad food and bad sex?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is it a choice? What is fellatio for if not for bad food and bad sex?

No. Teeth!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No tease!

What's the point of tying you up if we're going right to the intromission?

 

[Actingup]

What's the point of flying you up if you're going to treat it as an imposition?

Working from home has its advantages, but a good old fashioned fuck needs at least two people in the room.

 

[yowser]

Wanking at home has its advantages, but a good old fashioned fuck needs at least two people in the womb.

Let them be fruitful and multiply.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Let them be fitful and multiply.

Weeeelll, orgasm is KINDA like an epileptic fit, aye.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Weevil organisms KINDA fit in an ellipse, boy.

That's not a very good entomological description.

 

[Actingup]

That's not a very good meteorological description.

If you want to get trapped in a mountain cabin with a beautiful partner, you’ve got to pay attention to the weather.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If you want to get tipsy mounting a cabbie with a beautiful partner, you’ve got to pay attention to the meter.

Front seat or back seat?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Front teats or back seat?

Both? Both is good!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Broth? Broth is good!

Chicken soup for the body and soul?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Chicken coop for the body and soul?

Even with the song, I don’t want messy birds in my thorax.

 

[Actingup]

What is that pong? You've got messy bits on your war axe.

Good battlefield hygiene is important - take your time to clean up.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Good entertainment hygiene is important - take your mime to clean up.

Oh, you folks, always clowning around

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Bayou folk, always clawhammering a sound

Damn. I’ve paddled the length of Georgia and I still hear banjos.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Damn. I’ve paddled the length of Georgia and I still hear her cries..

Ballgags can lower the decibels.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ball games can lower the decent folk.

Maybe they should steer clear of testicles.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Maybe they should steer clear testicles.

Like those big inflatable balls people roll down hills inside?