Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[ThatsTheGuy]

I'm not thirsty any more, you can take back this cup.

I took it without noticing it.

 

[loquere]

I love you. I Jack off to your photos all day long.

Sorry dude, I'm just not that into you.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Sorry, dude.

Fine. Let your coffee get cold, I'm leaving it on the counter. And, one more time, I'm NOT a dude!

 

[loquere]

Fine leave just go.

Well I'm gonna leave, and you know why, I'm tired of being ignored this morning, fuck all y'all!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Well I'm gonna leave, and you know why, I'm tired . . . and hungry!

Well, it is morning. Blueberry muffin?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Don't be so picky. I even shaved the hairs off for you.

Blueberry muffins just shouldn't be delivered in sweaters. sigh

 

[loquere]

Blueberry muffins remind me of the movie Casino.

I love that scene.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz_-k9qoYns

 

[MagicaPractica]

I love ice cream.

Who doesn't? It even goes with blueberry muffins.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Who doesn't? I even go in Rosemary's muff.

Yes. she an easy girl.

 

[loquere]

Yes. I said yes to marrying that girl.

Okay cool, put me down for the live fish soup at the reception.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's cool to ball Maisie! Look!

So, you're an exhibitionist to boot!

 

[MagicaPractica]

So, you're an exhibitor to boot!

Well, I have had a couple pieces in art galleries.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, I have laid a couple of pieces in the galley.

What's a yacht without a few naked cooks and cabin girls, eh?

 

[MagicaPractica]

What's a Yahtzee without a few bets to get naked, eh?

Strip Yahtzee. Who knew it was a thing?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Haven't undressed on public transport, lately?

No. I'm on probation for that last time.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'll be out in a minute. I'm on a probe. It's the last time, I swear.

Hey, what you do in private, is none of my business.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hey, what you do with your privates is one of my businesses.

I didn't know you were into that line of work.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I didn't know you were into that line of woks.

We sell ALL kinds here! Electric too!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

We sell ALL kids here! Elementary to high school!

Are you sure that's legal?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She's seen me, and didn't run away, so I guess it's safe to speak.

Do the girls usually run away once they've seen you?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's a brothel.

And that's the home phone number your new girlfriend gave you?

 

[MagicaPractica]

And that's the new phone your girlfriend gave you?

Yup. Ain't it perty? It's got diamonds in the case.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yup. Ain't they perky? They've got silicon as the base.

More like silly cones, if you ask me.

 

[MagicaPractica]

More silky cones!

Still hung up on Madonna?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Bill hung up on Mad Donna?

Yeah. And now she's really mad!