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Cool. And once everbody is 18 post it so we can all read it.

But I just don't understand how a sex story between Hannah and Miley could happen. Sure, she could talk to herself (kinda like Gollum and Smeagol in the Lord of the Rings Movie) but she can't go down on herself. In the end, it would just be masturbation.

However, Hannah (or Miley) and Emily Osment - that would be great. Also she is about 8 months older then Miley, so you know, once Miley is legal, you don't have to worry about any other characters.

By the way: since Hannah Montana is a Disney series: what about a crossover to another Disney series ? Brenda Song (21) is a cutie who played in "The Suite Life of Zack & Cody". Or my favorite Ashley Tisdale (23) from "High School Musical" and "The Suite Life ..." This 3 (or 4 if you add Emily Osment) could meet and sit down to talk about Disney, their jobs and stuff like that. And they talk about boys. Miley could say something: I wish more boys would go down on me. But only some of them do it and then, usually they do it bad. So Ashley tells her: "don't just focus on boys. Girls can eat pussy, too. Most of them do it even better that boys. Just ask Brenda. The last time I licked her she screamed a lot when she came." And Brenda just says "Yes, that's true. But Ashley can also become very loud when I lick her"

Just too bad that we still have to wait for almost 2 years until this story can happen.
 
That rule is . . .very confusing. I mean how do you handle fan fic then when it comes to say Hannah Montana? Lets say the show gets canceled this year (Disney generally cancs shows after three years regardless of their popularity. Ex. Kim Possible) When Miley turns eighteen does Hannah get dragged along with her?

On a side note Buffy had underaged sex. On national television. Granted she spent the next year suffering for it but she was still 16!!!!!!
 
why should the cancel the show ? Soon, the Hannah Montana movie will come to the cinemas (at least in Germany, maybe it already started in the USA). And just think about how much merchandise Disney sells with the Hannah Montana logo on it. Why should Disney cancel it. They still can make lots and lots of money.

And even if they cancel the show now, the people still would like to read a story about her, in 2 years.

As for the age: I think it doesn't really matter if it's Hannah or Miley. When the people see Miley they think about Hanna and vice versa. So if they read a sex story about Hannah, they think about Miley, who isn't 18 yet.


When it comes to Buffy - well, this is not tv, this is Lit, and the #1 Rule is: no one below 18. So get over it. No one under 18

If anyone of you wants to write a story about Hannah Montana in the future when she is 18 - no problem, just go on and write it. But I am sure, it will not be posted on Literotica, until Miley turns 18. You can post it elsewhere right now, but not on Literotica.
 
No it's a legit question. Listen again and try to pay attention.

If the show stops being produced now does that mean no Hannah Stories ever? It might.

I was browsing through old threads and a Pokemon story got rejected because we cannot age charachters (though agan I would argue that many of the Buffy tales on this sight are clearly underage Buffy) but if the show stops before they reach eighteen or it is a cartoon (hense no Simpsons porn on here) where they never get older we can never use them. So what happens officially to Hannah?

More importantly why should it matter how old the actress is. Case in point being the Olsen twins. They stopped being celebrities long before they were eighteen. When people think of the Olsens they think of Step by Step and a series of horrendous movies staring girls that hadn't even become Tweens yet. But they are fair game?

It gets needlessly complicated (and thus loosely enforced at times and absurdly enforced at others. I've got a story right now that I can only imagine is being rejected for teddy bears) because half the people playing teens on television are in their mid twenties and other than being in High School their age is never clearly defined. I know I turned 18 early in my senior year. I was an adult for five months before I graduated. So it is infact possible. Likely however? Clearly not.

And Disney cancels every 3 years on the idea that we need fresh blood. Doesn't matter how successful a show is. Again Kim Possible is the prime example simply because the fans fought to get a fourth and final season with a proper finale.
 
You can do a simpsons story, just gotta leave the kids out not really that hard, Marge's Gangbang springs to mind quickly. Not a posted story but just simply a quick easy thought on how to get a simpsons story posted here. ;)

A Hannah Montana Story can't be posted until Miley is 18, because as I recall the way the rules are written no matter what the age of the actor an underage character in a show or movie cannot ever be posted as having sex, likewise with the actor. If the actor is over 18 and the character is not, you can do a celebrity story of that actor having sex, but not the character. If the actor is under 18 and the character is not, you cannot post a story of the character until the actor is 18. Kinda confusing but how it works, if anyone involved in the story is underage it is rejected, characters or actors of said character. :eek:

Really gets confusing if your going to do a character that did the soap fast age trick. Especially if said character stayed young for an extended period, which they tend to do at 12ish in soaps. I don't watch soaps anymore but did when I was a kid. :eek:
 
I don't want to sound like bitching or start a flame war.

But a few things that you said made me wonder.

You mentioned things like Pokemon and the Simpsons. Well, just look at the Simpsons. They are running for about 20 years now. Bart Simpson should be about 30, but he is still a 10 year old. He will never grow older (except for a few episodes that played in the future)

As for the Olsen Twins: first of all, the Olsens are still celebrities. They are still well known and they are still in the media. Sure, the aren't doing that many movies but even if they just have scandals, they are still well known (similar to Linsey Lohan, Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton - they haven't done much lately, but they are still celebs).
And since you called them fair game: are you talking about Olsen Twins stories or about Full House stories featuring the character Michelle ? The Olsen Twins are real and they are over 18. They are legal.

Sure, Disney canceled many of their series after 3 years. But when was the last time, that a Disney created a cinema movie, based on a tv series ? Also I guess that Hannah Montanah as more adult fans than Kim Possible or most of the other series. I mean just compare: most Disney series are cartoon while Hannah is real. She has a nice face - so I guess many teenage boys (and some adults, too) are in love with her. Many teenage girls want to be like her. And she sings, so you not only sell DVDs, but also CDs. So just because Disney thinks they need fresh blood, they throw away a lot of money ? I don't think so.
 
The Olsens are hardly celebs now unless you follow the once a celebrity always a celebrity clause. But your point is well made. I still garantee that if we look around the celebrity parts of the site (or even the occasional one that slips into another genre with a celeb) we could find things that simply don't make sense.

I still find the rule silly, I obey it mostly cus I have to and becuase I'm not a fan of celebritie stories IMO they tend to be poorly written. The exception to this is fanfic but I think that should be actually be separate and distinct. Another thing is how do we judge the age of charachters where it is never made specific? Do we guess, are they assumed to be underaged? What about charachters with multiple versions. Say anybody in any comic. How many Batman, Xmen, Spiderman shows/comics are there? Spiderman a teen since he's a teen in MOST versions or an adult because he's married in the comics? What about the X-men. They seem to be on a young kids kick with them the last decade but before that Rogue was a woman not a troubled teen. . .

As for Disney and three years. There is no point in arguing. We'll see cus they've got to be on that three year chopping block. And yes Disney has thrown away money because Micheal Eisner believed (rightly) that resting on the same franchises for too long is suicide. He is the one who brought them back from the brink if you recall.

Course not relying soley on Mickey and the gang doesn't mean they needed to be totally retired either. From one extreme to the other.

For the record I'm arguing we should allow underaged stories with underaged charachters. I'm saying that I find this rule to be VERY confusing and impossible to fairly enforce because of the complications of real age, portrayed age blah blah.

Does anybody actually know the answer to the following btw cus I've asked it everytime this subject comes up and everyone just kinda :confused:'s on me. If we have a robot, alien, clone, etc etc that is fully matured but not 18 physical years old this is allowed yes because while 18 is what we say, what we mean is something between puberty and "adulthood" for a lack of better wording. But a vampire or elf could be hundreds of years old and still appear to be twelve and thus wouldn't be allowed because again we aren't discussing mental maturity. We are discussing something that really cannot be nailed down when dealing with fiction.
 
How about a story where these trashy over-exposed brats just socially disappear off the face of the earth? :mad:
 
Honestly those two have suffered enough for getting lucky as do most child stars. And socially they have basically vanished. Since whichever one was anorexic got over it a few years back they've kept their little blonde heads down.
 
A real pedophile would have no interest in Miley. She looks like a woman and if you didn't have her birthdate in front of you you wouldn't know she was a minor. You might suspect but you wouldn't know.
 
NASCARaddicted said:
Sure, the aren't doing that many movies but even if they just have scandals, they are still well known (similar to Linsey Lohan, Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton - they haven't done much lately, but they are still celebs).
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Uhh...when did they ever do anything? They're garbage for garbage people who like to read about garbage people prettier and richer than they are.
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idea

someone should do a forced miley cyrus one now she is 18 that would be the best
 
No, gman, a forced Miley story is against the rules, too. I had a story rejected for that:

We do not publish non-consent stories involving real-life people or copyrighted characters.
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I think for the kind of stories people are asking for in this thread, you need to go to ASSTR or some other site that's less restrictive.
 
Ooom Pa Pa Ooom Pa Pa That's How It Goes...

Oh, look, guys, you know how this goes: She's seventeen years, three hundred sixty four days, twenty-three hours and fifty-nine seconds old, and she's a CHILD, and even thinking about imagining a fantasy about her is wrong, wrong, wrong, and sick, sick, sick, and then the clock ticks, and you can fuck every hole. Makes no sense to me, but hey, I couldn't make this up, I just read it somewhere in the rulz.

Everyone knows that I didn't have a single sexual thought or feeling until that night I turned eighteen. I was standing by the door with my stuff and when the clock struck, I was history!

Meanwhile Jamie Lynn Spears has a BABY for god's sake, and she like, what, SIXTEEN? So she COULDN''T have had SEX, it must have been some kind of Immaculate Conception.

Love,

Jamie
 
mcevin said:
Meanwhile Jamie Lynn Spears has a BABY for god's sake, and she like, what, SIXTEEN? So she COULDN''T have had SEX, it must have been some kind of Immaculate Conception.
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Virgin birth.

The Immaculate Conception refers to the birth of Mary, not Jesus. It means she was born without the stain of Original Sin. What you mean to say is "it must have been some kind of Virgin Birth". The scientific term is parthenogenesis when a mother gives birth without sexual relations with a father. It is common in amphibians, reptiles and fish, and apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears and Bristol Palin. :)
 
Oh, well, as a Lapsed Catholic, I have the misfortune to have been taught about the Immaculate Conception in Catechism Class. I never made it to the end; I got kicked out of Scared Heart.

I actually meant “immaculate conception” not virgin birth. Jamie Lynn must have been believed to have conceived in some kind of process that did not involve the sin of underage sex. I don't know anyone, anywhere, who would claim she was a virgin. These days, in the real world, no girl wants to enter high school with the dreaded “virgo intacta” on her Permanent Record.

I really do understand the over 18 rule. I am just amused that, among all the things our culture does to corrupt real children, writing sick fantasies about them is pretty low on the list of Things that are Bad for Kids.

Love,

Jamie
 
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