Mike Yates' Day Just Keeps Getting Worse

[4est_4est_Gump]

For decades, they have been scanning the skies for signs of alien activity.

But having failed to establish any evidence for the existence of extraterrestrial life, Britain’s UFO watchers are reaching the conclusion that the truth might not be out there after all.

Enthusiasts admit that a continued failure to provide proof and a decline in the number of “flying saucer” sightings suggests that aliens do not exist after all and could mean the end of “Ufology” – the study of UFOs – within the next decade.

Dozens of groups interested in the flying saucers and other unidentified craft have already closed because of lack of interest and next week one of the country’s foremost organisations involved in UFO research is holding a conference to discuss whether the subject has any future.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...the-truth-may-not-be-out-there-after-all.html

Mike, do not cut your nuts off yet!

The Mother Wheel just might not be ready for boarding...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i believe there's life out there in another planet too...

so let me check the link out... seems interesting to me

 

[thelovingsadist]

Statistically, as big as the universe is, it's pretty unlikely that we really ARE alone.

Though, whether or not that microbe life on the other side of the galaxy evolved enough to accomplish space travel is another discussion entirely...and only God knows why they would visit this backwater redneck rock, if they did.

 

[ivantheterrible]

they're out there somewhere. but being visited here at all? maybe, maybe not. but i wouldn't trust them.
every alien abduction story is where they come, pick up some nut job in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, experiment on you and shove something up your ass.
that's not nice.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

In 1964, they introduced their new cloaking technology...

 

[ChinaBandit]

In the parallel universe Obama is fucking over tax paying citizens too!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Are you trying to prove you exist?

 

[Saint Peter]

don't call us
we'll call you

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Cap'n Hook, meet Dr. Pepper...

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So that's why they're called Muggles!



I just got it!