Midnight last night, my son hit a wombat in his car.

[warrior queen]

Sure, they look all cute and fluffy - but when you hit one you're lucky not to flip the car! Wombats are like miniature tanks... solid little fuckers.
Anyway, he's crunched in the whole front end of his car. Major repair bill coming up.

It's nice that he rang me first tho.... wants to be all independent and stuff, but when the shit hits it, he called his Mum first

 

[Squibbs]

You're a wombat.

 

[warrior queen]

You're a wombat.

Nah - I'm more like a quoll.
All sleek and fast, with a hell of a bite!

 

[KingOrfeo]

What's that? You say he bullseyed a womprat in his landspeeder?

 

[eyer]

You're a wombat.

More so a dingbat...

 

[Saint Peter]

"That wombat was the best fuck I've ever had."

 

[warrior queen]

What's that? You say he bullseyed a womprat in his landspeeder?

I'm fairly sure you were trying to make sense....

 

[warrior queen]

More so a dingbat...

I will not deny this.
But you should know I am happy in my dingbattery

 

[eyer]

Pity bump...

...so you only have half of the replies to your own thread.

 

[warrior queen]

Pity bump...

...so you only have half of the replies to your own thread.

Awwwww... deep down, you're a sweetie!

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Wombats are nasty. They can write off a car and walk away like nothing happened. And they move fast too. First time I saw a wombat run, I was shocked. If memory serves, they can do 40 km/hour. They also bite.
I hope your sons car is a repair job and not a write off.

 

[warrior queen]

Wombats are nasty. They can write off a car and walk away like nothing happened. And they move fast too. First time I saw a wombat run, I was shocked. If memory serves, they can do 40 km/hour. They also bite.
I hope your sons car is a repair job and not a write off.

I won't know till I see it later today. But from what he described it sounda like radiator.and fan, splitter and stone tray.
He hit right in the middle, so I'm hoping the tyres and steering are ok.

 

[Debbie]

Debbie

I won't know till I see it later today. But from what he described it sounda like radiator.and fan, splitter and stone tray.
He hit right in the middle, so I'm hoping the tyres and steering are ok.

I'm hoping your son is ok and if he hit a wombat it's ok too.

 

[pointless]

why did he let the wombat get in his car in the first place? it seems rather foolish.

 

[bg23]

why did he let the wombat get in his car in the first place? it seems rather foolish.

he was trolling the wombat.

"hey you, get in my car!"

"oh boy, a free ride!"

PUNCHES WOMBAT IN THE FACE

seems mean but who knows what the spawn of wq finds fun.

 

[pointless]

man. what a dick.

 

[bg23]

it was probably a black wombat.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I had a threesome with Keith Urban and a wombat. I'd post pictures but the bloody wombat won't sign a release. Keith is surprisingly ok with it.

 

[warrior queen]

Fine - be as horrid as you want...
But believe me when I tell you you WANT me onside when organising repairs.
I just saved my son $2 1/2 thou on his repair bills.
The front splitter/bumper alone was $2k, and I sourced one today for $250! Picking it up tomorrow

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

What type of car?

 

[KyleW]

it was probably a black wombat.

Hmm but i thought she taught her children to cross the road when they saw anything black?

 

[John Doe]

Fine - be as horrid as you want...
But believe me when I tell you you WANT me onside when organising repairs.
I just saved my son $2 1/2 thou on his repair bills.
The front splitter/bumper alone was $2k, and I sourced one today for $250! Picking it up tomorrow

Is this in Australian dollars or real dollars?

 

[KyleW]

Is this in Australian dollars or real dollars?

Fake internet dollars who have orgies with other fake currencies who may or may not have cancer while driving away from wild fires in classic automobiles.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Is this in Australian dollars or real dollars?

Australian dollars are worth more than American dollars so *blows raspberries*

 

[warrior queen]

Is this in Australian dollars or real dollars?

Well, given that 'real' dollars are worth less than Australian dollars, I'll be generous and let you choose!