Middle-aged male (assuming I live to 110)...

[doc9696]

In decent physical shape, employed, normal, married...I just want to speak in frank terms about needs, wants, and predilections with a woman, say, 25 to 60, who is as sexual a creature as I am. We will never meet in real life, but I want to connect sexually, verbally with someone of the fairer (and hotter) sex. Is that too much to ask?

 

[may_I_please]

You might wanna try the actual personal ads cos the playground is more of a free for all playzone

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Middle age is now 25 when you eat Taco Bell, do shrooms and huff Scotchguard daily with your new buddies behind Dollar General.