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Michael Douglas got cancer from eating pussy

Not that I'd ever doubt you, but can't believe this is actually true! I'd just read that they'd started connecting mouth and throat cancer in women to HPV from suckin' that D.

I think the takeaway from this is that Obamacare should stop covering cancer treatments because I should not be forced to pay for other people's slutty behavior. I don't bust my ass all day just so Cathy ZJ can get her box licked. ETA: If anything, I'd just do it myself.
 
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Phelia said:
Not that I'd ever doubt you, but can't believe this is actually true! I'd just read that they'd started connecting mouth and throat cancer in women to HPV from suckin' that D.

I think the takeaway from this is that Obamacare should stop covering cancer treatments because I should not be forced to pay for other people's slutty behavior. I don't bust my ass all day just so Cathy ZJ can get her box licked.
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I had a C-JiZ joke to put here, but I realized it only works if you're dyslexic. As I appear to be.
 
Phelia said:
Not that I'd ever doubt you, but can't believe this is actually true! I'd just read that they'd started connecting mouth and throat cancer in women to HPV from suckin' that D.

I think the takeaway from this is that Obamacare should stop covering cancer treatments because I should not be forced to pay for other people's slutty behavior. I don't bust my ass all day just so Cathy ZJ can get her box licked.
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That he did.

The Guardian dissects his claim here: http://gu.com/p/3g9tg/tf

He said cunnilingus was the cure, too.
 
Big deal. The possibility of throat cancer never stopped anyone from smoking, and that's always been the biggest risk factor for the disease.

Lick away, say I.
 
Phelia said:
Not that I'd ever doubt you, but can't believe this is actually true! I'd just read that they'd started connecting mouth and throat cancer in women to HPV from suckin' that D.

I think the takeaway from this is that Obamacare should stop covering cancer treatments because I should not be forced to pay for other people's slutty behavior. I don't bust my ass all day just so Cathy ZJ can get her box licked. ETA: If anything, I'd just do it myself.
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Pics or it isn't true. If you can do that I will take you on a very expensive date and hotel. I won't even touch you unless asked, just to see it.

Yes, I an impolite and evil. :devil:
 
run_silent said:
Me and you brother.

Doc says you ate to much pussy and now you are going to die.

I say thanks Doc I now know that my life was not lived in vane.
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There are many worse reasons to die. I'll take this one any day.
 
Let me guess: BB saw "pussy" in the title of this thread and automatically thought the topic was about him?
 
i pulled a muscle in my neck wanking today. i am going to blame it on cock.
 
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