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Reminds me of a line out of Mystery Science Theater 3000's roasting of Space Mutiny: "Oh no the Methane! How are they going to fill their cows?!"
 
perdita said:
Is helium truly becoming scarce? :(
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Dear Perdita,
Where have you been, woman? The catastrophic depletion of the crucial atmospheric helium content has reached an almost critical stage. When the helium goes, it will make global warming seem like a birthday party. (Or a Hungarian cluster fuck, depending).
MG

ANISE FISHBEIN, winner of the "most interesting hemorrhoid" portion of the Miss Arkansas Pageant, 2003. Ms Fishbein lost to the eventual pageant winner, Jo Betty Suggins, in the Lady's Triathlon (holler, cuss, and spit).
 
The_Darkness said:
Reminds me of a line out of Mystery Science Theater 3000's roasting of Space Mutiny: "Oh no the Methane! How are they going to fill their cows?!"
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Missed that episode. Actually, I may have seen it, but I was still numb from Attack of the Killer Shrews.
 
I"ve seen probably half of the MST3K shows...I have a friend who has all of them on tape or DVD, including the first season stuff which has never been released on video. I'd like to say that Space Mutiny got its ass kicked harder than any other movie I've seen them do.

Except maybe Jack Frost.
 
<sigh>

It's a good thing there's enough chatting to keep things going while I'm sifting through dozens of disgusting photos. I've been getting everything but cute puppies and kittens.
MG
Ps. If I get one more postmortem photo, I'm gonna start naming names. Urgggl
 
Shades of Claude Raines

IVRESSE: A blue colored shell necklace which renders the wearer invisible in a photograph. It usually works, but not always.
 
Since this looks like more of an "art" type photo instead of a porn type photo, I shall refrain from making comments.

For now.
 
A miracle, indeed

"THE PEERLESS TOOTH ADJUSTERATOR:" A device for painless orthodontia developed by Dr Hector Simoleon or the University of Arkansas School of Dentistry. Use of the invention causes a person to be, in the words of the patent holder, "So buck-toothed she can eat corn off the cob through a picket fence." Pictured is Mrs Simoleon, a long-time user of the ingenious thingie.
 
Well, I liked the corset at least...

- Mindy, still opening the damned pictures :rolleyes:
 
Bumped using a 14th century porn-site thread-bumping device, the felatorinum.
 

Whoaaaa, Nellie!!

How'd I ever miss this little gem of a thread? T'was afore me time, I suppose. Good bump, sher! Thar be some :eek:priceless:eek: stuff in heah.

MG is a genius (well, of sorts) and I would not be the least bit surprised if it were revealed that she be John Waters' long-lost sibling (separated at birth, no doubt- but genes will out!)


 
This really ought to be a sticky.

If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and start from the beginning.

And yes, Trisail, both MathGirl and her alter ego DurtGurl are geniuses. She was a 22yr old Phd working with nanotubes.
 
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cloudy said:
I miss MathGirl...and Perdita. :(
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I never knew Mathgirl, but I definitely miss Perdita. Having met her in person and spent time with her - giggling like schoolgirls in her hotel room, whilst devouring a yummy cake baked by Neon - I would have liked to have spent more time with her.

So many of the old names/faces have disappeared. 'Tis life, I guess, it has to move on, or it will die.
 
Bumped as a change from threads about the US presidential election and the economy.

Anyone care to add further definitions?

Og
 
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