MG Eats an Apple

[Massive Grooves]

I continue to find it odd that the cameras in my house keep sending naked pictures of me to my phone.

I should put on some pants.

I’ve a busy few days coming up. Really need to clean out my car. The neighbors do not like if I don’t get dressed first.

Private property ass hole!

 

[Diosax]

I pondered this. I think you need a gymnast for this picture.

Hell, I don’t even stretch anymore since I stopped playing ball.

I have a couple of ideas!!

Diosa you naughty girl

Oh shit you can see what I said?

She has an active imagination for sure.

What I want to say: I can slide into your DMs and show you if you want

What I'm actually going to say: it's an ADHD symptom

 

[Massive Grooves]

I just started sweating, after getting out of the shower.

Hey, yoga girl, can you explain what she is looking for up there?

And I’m so sorry about ruining your shower.

 

[Massive Grooves]

This is just… catchy

And Fantastic Negrito just put out a pretty good album.

 

[Lady2020]

I’ll leave this here.

I guess I will link it so nobody has to accidentally see something.

You poor souls.

Gorgeously delicious.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Car is clean.

I won’t be embarrassed to let somebody in.

https://imgur.com/6SKmpSP

 

[Massive Grooves]

Gorgeously delicious.

I’m glad you like.

Thank you.

 

[NC_Coastal]

This is just… catchy

And Fantastic Negrito just put out a pretty good album.

Love ZZ.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Love ZZ.

I’ve tried.

I back doored into that song through Fantastic Negrito.

 

[NC_Coastal]

Joss is good too.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Joss is good too.

Always loved Joss.

Had her first few albums when she was a kid

 

[Massive Grooves]

You ruined nothing

I was worried.

 

[Massive Grooves]

I have some driving to do tomorrow.

You can get in my car, but Miles will be playing.

Really appreciate the YouTube username of Perry Cox.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Let’s bury this at the bottom of a page.

Less nudity today.

https://imgur.com/L2sHZiU

 

[feelmytits]

Jazz Sunday mode appreciated. 107 outside. Your batting pic is delish. Watching baseball inside. Rangers in second place? Can it be? College World Series. Omaha soon.

Looking fabulous. Add more nudity for the week please. Do you clean out other cars?? Mine is ridiculous—shirtless detail desired, pants optional

Be good. Stay safe.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Safe travels on your journey!

Thank you.

What’s a few miles?

 

[Massive Grooves]

Jazz Sunday mode appreciated. 107 outside. Your batting pic is delish. Watching baseball inside. Rangers in second place? Can it be? College World Series. Omaha soon.

Looking fabulous. Add more nudity for the week please. Do you clean out other cars?? Mine is ridiculous—shirtless detail desired, pants optional

Be good. Stay safe.

Been in the 60s here. Did a whole set, so like, two keepers.

I’m surprised. Didn’t think they would be good enough even with all the money spent.

I can barely keep my car clean. It’s some work with this dog.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Yes, I can switch hit.

Not like that you weirdos.

https://imgur.com/09olyTA

 

[feelmytits]

You cook, clean, and switch hit??

Definitely a keeper

 

[Moochienanu]

Yes, I can switch hit.

Not like that you weirdos.

It took me this long to realize it was a baseball reference.

I am such a weirdo.

You look good holding that bat.

 

[Massive Grooves]

With the cost of gas, everything is a journey now lol.

And there’s the damn bridge toll.

 

[Massive Grooves]

This lefty appreciates your switching efforts .

When I tore my left rotator I couldn’t swing a bat for a few years.

I spent quite a bit of time working on my left handed swing.

 

[Massive Grooves]

You cook, clean, and switch hit??

Definitely a keeper

Let’s be fair.

I only clean my car if somebody is going to be actually getting in it.

 

[Massive Grooves]

It took me this long to realize it was a baseball reference.

I am such a weirdo.

You look good holding that bat.

Some people are naturals, like my brother.

I, on the other hand, had to put in the work. I’ll provide you proof.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yes, I can switch hit.

Not like that you weirdos.

https://imgur.com/09olyTA

Umm, how in the name of crikey fuck did I miss this picture? Evvvvvverything about it is amaze balls, right down to the tone of your perfectly worded caption. You gorgeous bastard. I’m gonna buy you a bag of pistachios