Mexican Spanish slang help

[Senor_Smut]

Does anyone know how to say, "I'm going to come" in idiomatic Mexican Spanish? Not "I'm coming" (present tense) but "I'm going to come" (future tense). I google it but of course Google gives me "Voy a venir," but I don't know if venir covers both the travel and orgasmic meanings of the word, and I need the orgasmic one.

Also, I know that every Spanish-speaking country has its own preferred term for cock -- do Mexicans prefer "verga?' "Polla?" Something else?

Thanks for your time and expertise.

 

[CatPerson]

Google is partly right the correct way is "me voy a venir" or "voy a llegar" and verga is used mostly in latin America polla is used in spain and a few south american contrys.

 

[Senor_Smut]

Thanks!

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Its important to add the "Me" part
Venirse is the verb not venir

Me voy a venir, amor! Oh me vengo!
Me estoy viniendo!!

 

[lovecraft68]

Its important to add the "Me" part
Venirse is the verb not venir

Me voy a venir, amor! Oh me vengo!
Me estoy viniendo!!

That brings back some fond memories of a company Christmas party where I hooked up with a young woman from the Dominican Republic who knew about ten words of English. This was before I picked up the language, and every so often if I think back on that night I'm like "damn, I wish I understood everything she'd said."

 

[Yarglenurp]

That brings back some fond memories of a company Christmas party where I hooked up with a young woman from the Dominican Republic who knew about ten words of English. This was before I picked up the language, and every so often if I think back on that night I'm like "damn, I wish I understood everything she'd said."

You hooked up with a woman despite not being able to communicate with her???

How was that even possible? What did you do? Were you super-attractive at the time?

 

[StillStunned]

You hooked up with a woman despite not being able to communicate with her???

How was that even possible? What did you do? Were you super-attractive at the time?

Women probably like men better when they don't know what they're saying.

 

[lovecraft68]

You hooked up with a woman despite not being able to communicate with her???

How was that even possible? What did you do? Were you super-attractive at the time?

I wasn't bad in my younger days. I'm also a hell of a dancer and I think that, and some tequila, helped my cause.

That, and apparently some series grinding on the dance floor was her 'Love language"

 

[Yarglenurp]

I wasn't bad in my younger days. I'm also a hell of a dancer and I think that, and some tequila, helped my cause.

That, and apparently some series grinding on the dance floor was her 'Love language"

Ah, yes, the universal language of love… genital stimulation.

 

[CatPerson]

Ah, yes, the universal language of love… genital stimulation.

What better way is their to communicate? If you known one please do tell.

 

[lovecraft68]

Ah, yes, the universal language of love… genital stimulation.

There was no love involved, just a fun night.

 

[StillStunned]

What better way is their to communicate? If you known one please do tell.

Why do you think women have four lips down there, but only two lips up there?

 

[Britva415]

Its important to add the "Me" part
Venirse is the verb not venir

Me voy a venir, amor! Oh me vengo!
Me estoy viniendo!!

It somehow really tickles me to consider the reflexive here.

To say "I'm coming" in Mexican Spanish, you say something that sounds to a gringo like "I'm coming myself."

That's hilarious and apropos.

 

[Yarglenurp]

Why do you think women have four lips down there, but only two lips up there?

So they can eat twice as fast, obviously. You’ve never seen them eat anything down there?

 

[sadsack2008]

Does anyone know how to say, "I'm going to come" in idiomatic Mexican Spanish? Not "I'm coming" (present tense) but "I'm going to come" (future tense). I google it but of course Google gives me "Voy a venir," but I don't know if venir covers both the travel and orgasmic meanings of the word, and I need the orgasmic one.

Also, I know that every Spanish-speaking country has its own preferred term for cock -- do Mexicans prefer "verga?' "Polla?" Something else?

Thanks for your time and expertise.

Senor Smut .. are you still writing ? i read a couple of your stories a long long time ago ... then nothing new has come up.