Metaphors and Similies

[Prince Romeo]

an ode to the late Derek C. ZooLander.


Life is an ocean.

Don't be afraid to jump right in.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Life is like an ocean.

Some of use like to dive right in, others like to take their time and get used to it, still others just like to watch from the shore.

 

[Prince Romeo]

She has Angel eyes.

They seem to say "halo" to my soul.

 

[Guest]

What if I can't swim?

jk

 

[Prince Romeo]

She has eyes like an angel.

But is she from heaven or hell?

 

[Prince Romeo]

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What if I can't swim?

You can drink can't ya? Start drinkin and hope your bladder doesn't give out.

 

[bluemuse]

How do you know that you didn't just jump into shark infested waters?

How do you know that the "Beast from the Deep" isn't waiting to drag you down to your death?

 

[Guest]

How do you know that you didn't just jump into shark infested waters?

How do you know that the "Beast from the Deep" isn't waiting to drag you down to your death?

Thank you for giving me the impetus to jump right in.

 

[Prince Romeo]

quote:
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Originally posted by bluemuse
How do you know that you didn't just jump into shark infested waters?

How do you know that the "Beast from the Deep" isn't waiting to drag you down to your death?
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Would you rather live in fear of what might be or take a risk on what could be?

 

[bluemuse]

quote:
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Originally posted by bluemuse
How do you know that you didn't just jump into shark infested waters?

How do you know that the "Beast from the Deep" isn't waiting to drag you down to your death?
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Would you rather live in fear of what might be or take a risk on what could be?

Read my sig line, baby.

 

[bluemuse]

Thank you for giving me the impetus to jump right in.

My pleasure.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Never mess with a Muse. They're always one question ahead of you!

 

[Prince Romeo]

I think CV is definitely a male today.

He is a wild beast.

or

He is like a wild beast.

 

[The Golden Fish]

Love is a slippery fish.


Just how you hold on to it, is up to you.

 

[The Golden Fish]

Love is like a slippery fish.

If you let it sit too long, wrapped up in paper, it starts to stink.

 

[bluemuse]

Love is like a slippery fish.

If you let it sit too long, wrapped up in paper, it starts to stink.

That's why you put it in the fridge.....keep it fresh till you're ready to BBQ it!

 

[EarthWind]

Life is like a box of chocolates.....

 

[bluemuse]

Life is like a box of chocolates.....

I prefer the nuts and chews...What the hell did I mean by that?

 

[Guest]

I prefer the nuts and chews...What the hell did I mean by that?

Child slave labour is wrong.

Ban Nestle'.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Bluemuse is a goddess.

Metaphor or fact?

 

[Prince Romeo]

BlueMuse is like a goddess.


Just watch out for your nuts!

 

[Guest]

Bluemuse is a goddess.

Metaphor or fact?

phact

 

[bluemuse]

I've been found out!

 

[Guest]

I've been found out!

Like, you don't advertise it in your sig-line.

 

[Prince Romeo]

ChilledVodka is an enigma.

Male or female. You be the judge.