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Thank-you Marquis. The same to you and to you all.Marquis said:Didn't see a Merry Christmas thread, so I thought I'd start one.
Merry Christmas or whatever primitive winter holiday you may celebrate. You guys are good folk and I wish you all the best.
greenmands said:Merry Christmas, Happy Hannakah, Merry Yule, Happy Saturnalia, etc. to all.
May you time of celebration be joyous.
God bless us, everyone.FurryFury said:I'm waiting to see if the cat's mouths will all be red in the morning.
Merry and Happy Holly Daze to all and to all a goodnight!
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Hey, Marquis, is one of those subbie women you got in your AV gonna be in my stocking, tomorrow? You gotta share, man.Marquis said:Didn't see a Merry Christmas thread, so I thought I'd start one.
Merry Christmas or whatever primitive winter holiday you may celebrate. You guys are good folk and I wish you all the best.
Book of Mary said:(1)So I was doing the laundry outside for my fiance Joseph (he's soooo dreamy) when this big light appeared in the sky. It turned out it was just the sun so I kept doing laundry. You know how the sun is. (2)Then, there was this other light. I thought to myself "Not the damn sun again! God Dammit!". But it was an angel this time. He told me his name was Gabriel or some shit and said he was sent by God. (3)Gabriel was really hot and all muscular and stuff. I could feel myself getting a little wet. I have a fetish for diefic beings. (4)So, he tells me that God want's me to have his son, but that I shall remain a virgin. This seemed a little odd to me. I asked him how God would go about this. He answered (5)"Oh, it's easy. I'll have hot, angel sex with you and then you'll have a baby nine months later. Call either Jesus Christ or Jacques Burlington." (6)I thought Jesus sounded better because it doesn't sound right when people yell out "Jacques Burlington!" when having sex. Also, I didn't want my son to be a fucking frog. On second thought, I should have gone with Jacques.
(7)So, I ask Gabriel how he'll have sex with me without taking my hot, hot virginity. He took of his robe and his fully-erect, 12-inch cock was glowing white and gold with little sparklies around it, kind of like Super Sonic from the Sonic the Hedgehog games but less furry. (8)He said his celestial glow-cock could pass right through my hymen and inject God's sweet, sweet semen directly into my eggs. He'd then spray the rest on my face to show me who's boss. (9)My next question was why God himself didn't cum down and do it himself (I actually said "cum" like that, in a seductive tone of voice). His response10)"Hey, God's a busy man. He can't be everywhere at once, right?9 (11)I was happy with his answer so I took off my clothing to reveal my sleek, nude body to the angel. "Take me now, Gabriel!" I moaned. {The next few lines are illegible due to 1400 year-old semen stains}...feel his warm cock pumping man-juice in my cunt. It felt good. He sprayed down there for about ten minutes. He then withdrew his penis and started masturbating on my face. By the time he was done, I was covered in white. We both laid down in the grass. I needed to catch my breath from that sexy, erotic encounter. I guess you can say I was "Touched By an Angel", in a very special way. (31)Anyway, Gabriel flew back to heaven or wherever the fuck he said he was from. I cleaned myself off and told Joseph the good news. (32)He got mad at me and made me give him a blowjob. I sucked on his {additional seman stains rend the rest of the chapter unreadable}.
DVS said:Hey, Marquis, is one of those subbie women you got in your AV gonna be in my stocking, tomorrow? You gotta share, man.
She must enjoy being fucked in the ass and tell her I won't be gentle. Well, I will use lube.
Didn't you say the blonde is a sub? She'll do quite nicely.![]()
Xelebes said:And there you have it...
Well, why not? I've been a VERY good boy all year.Marquis said:LOL, I can give her to Santa, but I can't promise he'll hand her over.![]()
Marquis said:Didn't see a Merry Christmas thread, so I thought I'd start one.
Merry Christmas or whatever primitive winter holiday you may celebrate. You guys are good folk and I wish you all the best.
catalina_francisco said:You're pretty cool yourself...hope you and everyone here enjoyed their Christmas for whatever it means or doesn't mean to them, and that we all continue to enjoy life and love in the New Year.
Francisco & Catalina
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