Merry Christmas

[TheJadge]

And, just say no to snow.

 

[yossi]

Jesus came early this year. He usually lasts a little longer.

 

[TheJadge]

Jesus came early this year. He usually lasts a little longer.

There's always Santa.
And, be polite. Work on your orgasm speed.

 

[Aquagal]

Jesus came early this year. He usually lasts a little longer.

Do you think he uses that hole in his hand like a glory hole?

 

[TheJadge]

Do you think he uses that hole in his hand like a glory hole?

Christ, now I have the visual.

 

[yossi]

Do you think he uses that hole in his hand like a glory hole?

I damn well know he uses them to cheat at hide and seek.

 

[anchoredinocean]

Do you think he uses that hole in his hand like a glory hole?

Boy, you really nailed that joke.

 

[Pookie]

And, just say no to snow.

Wuss.

 

[TheJadge]

Wuss.

Have you been outside today? 75. woot

 

[Pookie]

Have you been outside today? 75. woot

Yeah. I can't decide what to wear, and the UPS dude is due anytime now!

Going nekkid does seem to get me same day delivery for free.

 

[TheJadge]

Yeah. I can't decide what to wear, and the UPS dude is due anytime now!

Going nekkid does seem to get me same day delivery for free.

Like this is going to tempt me to hijack an UPS truck and head up 26.








Where is that fucker?

 

[Fata Morgana]

 

[TheJadge]

Hey girly, I was just about to defend your cunt.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Yeah. I can't decide what to wear, and the UPS dude is due anytime now!

Going nekkid does seem to get me same day delivery for free.

I recently discovered leaving all my bras hanging to dry in the laundry room has since gotten me very quick service from the apartment maintenance men (and a nice fancy thermostat that is actually programmable - before I had a nice poop brown, 1970s style, dial thermostat). It wasn't intentional, but I'm not going to complain about the results

And I'm all about the no snow - I should probably move somewhere though that doesn't actually happen.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hey girly, I was just about to defend your cunt.

My cunt and my thighs are yours for the night.

 

[TheJadge]

My cunt and my thighs are yours for the night.

Can we drink wine, or at least pour it on you?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Can we drink wine, or at least pour it on you?

I don't like wine.

Gin, Jamesons or Baileys I'm up for.

 

[TheJadge]

I don't like wine.

Gin, Jamesons or Baileys I'm up for.

Baileys could be fun.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Baileys could be fun.

Smooth and creamy is always best.

 

[TheJadge]

It's a damn good thing I don't have a private jet and an address.

 

[gypsyTX]

I recently discovered leaving all my bras hanging to dry in the laundry room has since gotten me very quick service from the apartment maintenance men (and a nice fancy thermostat that is actually programmable - before I had a nice poop brown, 1970s style, dial thermostat). It wasn't intentional, but I'm not going to complain about the results

And I'm all about the no snow - I should probably move somewhere though that doesn't actually happen.

http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tumblr_nbk8rckvai1tdhgfho3_500-1426793681.gif

 

[TheJadge]

And a bottle of Baileys.

 

[butters]

*waves*

flying visit? and is it really you? i may need to poke you to see if you're not an ex-xmas spirit

 

[Bookishleigh]

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Oh....THAT Snow can visit me any time, all the time, year around.....

It's that white, flaky shit I hate.

 

[TheJadge]

*waves*

flying visit? and is it really you? i may need to poke you to see if you're not an ex-xmas spirit

It's Christmas. I came early.