Mermaids

[sirhugs]

There are several recent threads on non-human sex. The mermiad one has always intrigued me. How do you actually have sex with a mermaid? Limiting the sex to just oral seems like acheat.

I'd love a story written by somebody solving the problem.

 

[Monazwx]

Those fins and tail would be a problem.

Is there a way that they can be eliminated during the 'mating' season?
Ok, this is idea suggestion needs refining. I'll be back later with some more input.

Edit: Would this be an in or out-of-water story?

 

[BlackSnake]

There are several recent threads on non-human sex. The mermiad one has always intrigued me. How do you actually have sex with a mermaid? Limiting the sex to just oral seems like acheat.

I'd love a story written by somebody solving the problem.

I guess you never seen "Splash" with Tom Hanks and some blonde chick.

Dry the fins and legs appear.

 

[Monazwx]

I totally forgot "Splash". Daryl Hannah was hot.
BlackSnake, your PM box is full.

And Hi, Sirhugs!

 

[BlackSnake]

I totally forgot "Splash". Daryl Hannah was hot.
BlackSnake, your PM box is full.

And Hi, Sirhugs!

Thanks, I fixed the PM problem.

Daryl Hannah, yes. It was that innocent look she had the entire movie that kept me hard-as-hell.

 

[jfb4548]

Thanks, I fixed the PM problem.

Daryl Hannah, yes. It was that innocent look she had the entire movie that kept me hard-as-hell.

The merPeople you see on tv and movies are gender altered to meet Disney requirements! You never see a pussy on cock on a whale either butt that shouldn't mean that they don't have um!! Besides if Mermaids don't have a pussy, how do you account for the smell of the water and fish!!

 

[sirhugs]

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I guess you never seen "Splash" with Tom Hanks and some blonde chick.

Dry the fins and legs appear.

I remembered the movie, but was not sure that was the best way- if the mermaid is not quite Darryl Hannah, would the thrill disappear if legs she had a pair?

 

[BlackSnake]

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I remembered the movie, but was not sure that was the best way- if the mermaid is not quite Darryl Hannah, would the thrill disappear if legs she had a pair?

Kirk here,....Hell no. She may have a rounded ass instead of a flat one, and her thighs may actually not look like arms.

 

[sirhugs]

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Kirk here,....Hell no. She may have a rounded ass instead of a flat one, and her thighs may actually not look like arms.

your mention of Kirk and the earlier whale reference reminds me of the Star Trek movie with Catherine Hicks, where the crew returns to Earth to save the whales. There's a scene where Kirk and Hicks watch the whales dancing ( mating?) that so ripples with sexual tensuion, I keep waiting for the uncut version where Hicks rips her clothes off and makes a mate out of Kirk .

But that does not solve the problem.

Is the Splash cheat the best we have?

 

[BlackSnake]

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your mention of Kirk and the earlier whale reference reminds me of the Star Trek movie with Catherine Hicks, where the crew returns to Earth to save the whales. There's a scene where Kirk and Hicks watch the whales dancing ( mating?) that so ripples with sexual tensuion, I keep waiting for the uncut version where Hicks rips her clothes off and makes a mate out of Kirk .

But that does not solve the problem.

Is the Splash cheat the best we have?

I would this so, otherwise you are fucking a fish. Been fishing lately?

 

[obedientpet]

How do you actually have sex with a mermaid?

I've seen erotic art before where the tail fins started growing just below the pussy instead of at the hips.

 

[watergirl]

I read a story once, by Piers Anthony, I believe -

the mermaid in question bent her tail as if there were legs inside, and she were bending at the knee - and from the rear, aha, it became evident that doggystyle was possible.

I'm vague on the details, I don't think Anthony provided more than that. He's such a pervert, really.

My two cents worth. The GB seems dead today.

 

[sirhugs]

I read a story once, by Piers Anthony, I believe -

the mermaid in question bent her tail as if there were legs inside, and she were bending at the knee - and from the rear, aha, it became evident that doggystyle was possible.

I'm vague on the details, I don't think Anthony provided more than that. He's such a pervert, really.

My two cents worth. The GB seems dead today.

maybe you could write an embellished version for Lit?
pretty please?

 

[watergirl]

Lol -

Hey, this isn't my thread! I'm just tossing an idea out there - I'll leave the writing of this one up to someone else. The writing muse rarely strikes me.

 

[Sabledrake]

The mermaid could be delphine rather than piscene (dolphin tail instead of fish). Would make a little more sense biologically, as both halves would be mammals. And then there'd be more accessible naughty bits.

Sabledrake

 

[peterpan]

Tales often get sort of samey once they reach the shlup-shlup stage.

How about a tale where a magician has transmogrified his daughter into a mermaid to keep her out of trouble until she is 21?

I find the idea interesting because everything is safe-sex. She doesn't need to worry about things going too far, or guys assuming a date will end in a fuck, or that if she lets someone fondle her breasts, then they think they are getting a fuck. Cruising around bare breasted wouldn't be indecent for the same reason bare breasted statues are not really indecent. It is all abstract in her case. Also, there is the frustration. She can become aroused, but bringing her to orgasm would require a real concerted effort. Perhaps her whole tail is a slightly erogenous zone and turns scarlet as she becomes aroused.

She could be like a beverly-hills daughter, finding it really hard to maintain a social life because when she goes to parties, she has to stay in the bath. She drives around in a convertable where the interior is waterproofed and I guess would be into the surfy scene.

 

[Akito01]

I like that idea, about the transformed daughter. That's quite clever.

I always find it a bit of a cop out whenever Mermaids in erotica stories are given humanoid vaginas. It definitely requires more imagination and skill to create an effective story of this genre without resorting to traditional sex. Of course, one solution, as I did myself, was to create a non-traditional mermaid (viz, The Captive, which in turn was inspired by Mutio from Blue Submarine #6).

If you've ever seen Futurama, there's that episode where they find the sunken lost city of Atlanta ('it's more than just an airport!'). Near the end, Fry and Umbriel end up in bed, and they have that awkward moment where they try to figure out how to do it, and he runs off screaming, 'Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the woman part on the bottom!'.

 

[BlackSnake]

I'm trying to visualize this mermaid and how to get to her goodies.

Her tail begins near her mid-thigh. There no seperation of her thighs. She has butt-cheeks and an asshole in back and pussy in front. The length of pussy straight, opposed to curving between her thighs if she had legs.

I'm visualizing a woman with her legs together, but there isn't a "V" only an "l", so instead of this "( v )" you have this "( i )" in the front.

 

[peterpan]

...Of course, one solution, as I did myself, was to create a non-traditional mermaid (viz, The Captive, which in turn was inspired by Mutio from Blue Submarine #6).

Have to look that up I guess.

Another aspect could be when she finally got her legs. She wouldnt really know how to use them, and anyone touching her inner thighs would be an amazing sensation because she has never had inner thighs before.

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Hi Blacksnake,
going with this idea, (tail mid thighs) you could keep her pelvis fairly human and just make her a bit more flexible. Her vagina would be accessible if she pushes her pelvis forwards, ie bends her thighs back further than most people can. say 45degrees.

I just reread what I wrote. This is turning into a bizarre thread

 

[BlackSnake]

Have to look that up I guess.

Another aspect could be when she finally got her legs. She wouldnt really know how to use them, and anyone touching her inner thighs would be an amazing sensation because she has never had inner thighs before.

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Hi Blacksnake,
going with this idea, (tail mid thighs) you could keep her pelvis fairly human and just make her a bit more flexible. Her vagina would be accessible if she pushes her pelvis forwards, ie bends her thighs back further than most people can. say 45degrees.

I just reread what I wrote. This is turning into a bizarre thread

Bizarre yeah,

How to describe a mermaid in away that she could be fucked like a human female.