Mental note:

[Svenskaflicka]

Next time you want to tell a co-worker that he's got "bedroom eyes", make sure you tell him that when no-one else can hear you.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Perhaps you should change your loc to: "Kicking" yourself!!

lol!

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Definitely makes more sense to do so in private... lol

Hope it didn't cause too much static for you.

Q_C

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, it won't surprise anyone of the rumour gets around that I have a weak spot for hat guy - I'm more transparent than a window!

 

[domjoe]

You're not a vacuum, by any chance??

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Now, but I can suck much more effective than one - a vacuum only sucks up what's on the surface, I can bring up fluid that's hidden 6 inches below!

 

[sincerely_helene]

Next time you want to tell a co-worker that he's got "bedroom eyes", make sure you tell him that when no-one else can hear you.

Or, that you're in a bedroom.

 

[domjoe]

Now, but I can suck much more effective than one - a vacuum only sucks up what's on the surface, I can bring up fluid that's hidden 6 inches below!

That's either making me totally horny, or completely nausious, depending on how I read it. I'm going with Horny (+ the fact that you're Swedish)

 

[TheEarl]

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Originally posted by Svenskaflicka
Now, but I can suck much more effective than one - a vacuum only sucks up what's on the surface, I can bring up fluid that's hidden 6 inches below!
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That's either making me totally horny, or completely nausious, depending on how I read it. I'm going with Horny (+ the fact that you're Swedish)

<choking on my Cadbury's Finger as I laugh>

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, what can I say - he's got puppydog eyes, and I've always loved animals.

He's got nothing on Hubby, though. Hubby's got a cute face AND a lot more. But it's fun to flirt!





(This guy actually compared me to this famous girl





((Flattery will get you...everywhere-)

 

[domjoe]

Next time you want to tell a co-worker that he's got "bedroom eyes", make sure you tell him that when no-one else can hear you.

People say I have bedroom ears.

 

[Belegon]

Re: Re: Mental note:

People say I have bedroom ears.

good shape for grabbing like handlebars Joe?

 

[domjoe]

I also have a handlebar moustache. I tell you, it's tough shopping for underpants

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A friend of mine told me that last time she and her boyfriend had sex, the bed made a suspicious noise, as if it was going to break, and she all of a sudden came to think about me (I've accidentally broken 3 or 4 beds in my life, only 1 of them was my own), and she started laughing so hard that they had to stop having sex for a while.
She couldn't really explain the fun to her confused boyfriend, either.

I'm so happy I can make my friends' sex life more amusing...

 

[domjoe]

I have a very firm futon, SF. Try it anytime.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The weird thing is that these accidents all occurred BEFORE I put on weight...