Menstrual Hut

[Saint Peter]

The grass is always greener on the other side of the hut.

 

[Saint Peter]

One of the many reasons for flipping her over.

 

[dolf]

Go find some chocolate and a hot water bottle: make yourself useful
and some ibuprofen while you're at it

it's what I do

While he's at it... dihydrocodeine, chamomile tea, supermax+++++ hemorrhage extra pads, (long, with wings,) more pillows, and at least three changes of bedding and PJs and underwear.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Go find some chocolate and a hot water bottle: make yourself useful
and some ibuprofen while you're at it

it's what I do

While he's at it... dihydrocodeine, chamomile tea, supermax+++++ hemorrhage extra pads, (long, with wings,) more pillows, and at least three changes of bedding and PJs and underwear.

I like where you’re going with this. Can he also rub my belly and wash my period panties?

 

[adrina]

I was thinking laundry should come into play. It would be a helpful thing.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

I mean, he is a saint.

 

[dolf]

I like where you’re going with this. Can he also rub my belly and wash my period panties?

And stroke my hair. And agree with me that everything is terrible. And never once even hint that ge doesn't believe it's that bad.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

I always crave steak when I’m bleeding.

 

[stickygirl]

Enfant de la rue, doesn't mean a child of the road, or street kid. It refers to a child born after the mother tried to induce an abortion by drinking a tea made of Rue, the plant. Oner day I know I'll be able to reuse that information... I guess it'll stop the conversation.

 

[Saint Peter]

I mean, he is a saint.

was

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

was

Oh, well. No biggie. We don’t need good. We just need willing.

Aunt Flo is back again. Just fed her a cheeseburger.

 

[TARDISCapricorn]

Being alone and yelling a lot works for me.

I realize that this thread is somewhat dated, but ladies are still having periods and we men are still just horny dicks, but I found this answer works well for me when dealing with my boss. Of course, I have to do it outside...

 

[Lorilei]

I don’t even understand how I have this much blood in my body.

 

[stickygirl]

I don’t even understand how I have this much blood in my body.

https://volcanodiscovery.de/uploads/pics/9f8be5d3-910d-47ce-ae8a-3f0e296f8cda.jpeg
same same
Earth Mother

 

[Lorilei]

https://volcanodiscovery.de/uploads/pics/9f8be5d3-910d-47ce-ae8a-3f0e296f8cda.jpeg
same same
Earth Mother

I tired to go for a walk, and didn't even make it to the end of the driveway before I had to turn around and come back.

 

[bodysong]

I am so very grateful, that my body cannot spontaneously sprout teeth
in unusual places.

oh!!!! Blackstrap molasses

(homemade Boston cream pie, too.)

 

[FataMorgana]

I don’t even understand how I have this much blood in my body.

Tell me about it. I'm fifty bastard two and some months it's like the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. Severed legs and everything...

 

[rockcasbah]

Why haven’t the Millenials cancelled menstruation?

 

[stickygirl]

Tell me about it. I'm fifty bastard two and some months it's like the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. Severed legs and everything...

...if only Matt Damon was there at the end of it...

 

[Lorilei]

Tell me about it. I'm fifty bastard two and some months it's like the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. Severed legs and everything...

I'm 54! And praying for menopause.

 

[dolf]

Tell me about it. I'm fifty bastard two and some months it's like the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. Severed legs and everything...

I'm 54! And praying for menopause.

I'm 45 and you guys are crushing my optimism

 

[dolf]

I keep coming across tictoks of guys using tens machines to simulate period cramps. Half power and they're contorted and twitching. These are frequently stitched by women casually using them on full power, as i do, because compared to the cramps it's a soothing tingle.

 

[Lorilei]

I'm 45 and you guys are crushing my optimism

They're so much worse now than when I was 45. Sorry.

 

[silver gurl]

I am 50 and it just keeps going and going. To the point I had to go see my doctor to make stop.
No end in site.

 

[lovetoread]

never have i been happier than to have had my partial hysterectomy when i was 25

getting older and not having a period is kind of awesome