Menstrual Hut

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[Guest]

Aaaauuuuugggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Batch]

reason number one for looking forward to Menopause:

no more unacceptable tampons and drenched underwear and jeans.

*screaming*

 

[Saint Peter]

You could have left this one in the archives.

 

[Batch]

You could have left this one in the archives.

Don't fuck with me.

*bares teeth*

 

[Saint Peter]

Don't fuck with me.

*bares teeth*

The "fuck towel" is the bottom drawer. I know my way around the menstrual hut.

 

[Batch]

The "fuck towel" is the bottom drawer. I know my way around the menstrual hut.

i am sorry for snapping at you.

 

[Saint Peter]

i am sorry for snapping at you.

No problem. I am used to it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

reason number one for looking forward to Menopause:

no more unacceptable tampons and drenched underwear and jeans.

*screaming*

Wait...you drench your undies and jeans during your periods? Dare I even ask what color they are now?

Oy vey...if only I were a vampire!

 

[Batch]

Wait...you drench your undies and jeans during your periods? Dare I even ask what color they are now?

Oy vey...if only I were a vampire!

shit happens, i began to feel ill and light headed at work, as i feel right now.



they are soaking in a bucket of cold water and oxy power.

 

[Image]

I understand, Batchy. You and I both know there's not a damn thing I can do for you except to say I understand...

Maybe next month will be the month. That's what I always tell myself

 

[Batch]

I understand, Batchy. You and I both know there's not a damn thing I can do for you except to say I understand...

Maybe next month will be the month. That's what I always tell myself

damn straight.
this has gotten old, and tiresome.

I am so done with this event. It was easing off there for a while and having no pain.

then it just up and smacks me around again like when I was younger. My brain and body are just all fuzzy with the great discomfort.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

shit happens, i began to feel ill and light headed at work, as i feel right now.



they are soaking in a bucket of cold water and oxy power.

You know, you like to jokingly refer to yourself as an old woman, but this just proves your body as anything but old! You apparently have a lot of vitality to let out...as well as hot passion in your blood, it seems.

 

[Batch]

You know, you like to jokingly refer to yourself as an old woman, but this just proves your body as anything but old! You apparently have a lot of vitality to let out...as well as hot passion in your blood, it seems.

yeah, if you want to call having a sledgehammer strike your nether regions repeatedly, leaving you curled up in agony

sexy.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

I'm at an age that this means being horomonally challenged. I'm having the worse fits of the hornies, along with fatigue and hot flashes.

This is no fun. Espeically since I'm celibate, have a demanding job, and in a heat wave. Yarg.

Does salt peter work for women?

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm at an age that this means being horomonally challenged. I'm having the worse fits of the hornies, along with fatigue and hot flashes.

This is no fun. Espeically since I'm celibate, have a demanding job, and in a heat wave. Yarg.

Does salt peter work for women?

I have worked for women my whole life!

Oh.

Never mind.

 

[Batch]

I have worked for women my whole life!

Oh.

Never mind.

*shaking my head*

 

[pipercatt]

Bwhahahahahaha!

Thank you, Salt Peter.

Batch, I sympathize. I have found that there are things that even the Keeper (Diva Cup) can't even keep up with.

 

[Saint Peter]

*shaking my head*

Be a sweetheart and get me a beer. It is hot in front of the TV.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

St. Peter....er...I think you misunder...

Wait...actually, maybe you could solve one of the problems...

 

[Batch]

Be a sweetheart and get me a beer. It is hot in front of the TV.

come a little bit closer

 

[Batch]

Bwhahahahahaha!

Thank you, Salt Peter.

Batch, I sympathize. I have found that there are things that even the Keeper (Diva Cup) can't even keep up with.

some days

some days.

oh fuck.

 

[Image]

You know, you like to jokingly refer to yourself as an old woman, but this just proves your body as anything but old! You apparently have a lot of vitality to let out...as well as hot passion in your blood, it seems.

I can almost see this from your perspective...

True, our bodies are reluctant to let go of that vitality. Unfortunatley, these final throws of passion suck ass.

We no longer need, nor want, that sweet bed of succulent embedding, cozy warmth called the uterine lining that would, in younger days hold your seed . It now just falls in chunks, clots...

And really hurts...

 

[Batch]

I can almost see this from your perspective...

True, our bodies are reluctant to let go of that vitality. Unfortunatley, these final throws of passion suck ass.

We no longer need, nor want, that sweet bed of succulent embedding, cozy warmth called the uterine lining that would, in younger days hold your seed . It now just falls in chunks, clots...

And really hurts...

chunks and clots.

 

[Image]

chunks and clots.

I soo want to make you feel better...

Just gotta wait it out