Men's amateur night at the Literotica strip club

[Mr. Dork]

Ok. heres the deal ladies and gents.....

The literotica strip club is having an amatuer night for all those fellas who like to peel.

The rules, which are completely uninforceable are as follows...

Guys who want to participate, post a series with a striptease.

post it all at once, or bit by bit as the ladies and or gentlemen who like what they see "tip" in the form of posts....

Ladies, if you feel like "tipping" any one of the "dancers", just post how much.

a little imagination goes a long way......

 

[Mr. Dork]

First Dancer.....MR DORK.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Next up on that top stage we have for you Mr. Dork...he's gonna be up there for your viewing pleasure.

And be sure to ask him about a private dance when he comes down off that stage. Remember, the more you tip, the wilder our boys get!

now sit back, relax and get ready for the charming....the handsome....the talented MR DORK!!!!

 

[Mr. Dork]

Just a little tease....

You know you want more....


come on....lets all let our dollars do the talkin, our our feet will do the walkin'

 

[Mr. Dork]

Do you wanna see more?

you gotta pay....


gotta get that
MONEY

 

[Mr. Dork]

I see you in here....

People who dont tip........

dont see

 

[Jennxxx]

Woooohoooooo!! Take it all of Mr.Dork!


*Slips him a fiver*

 

[Mr. Dork]

**takes the fiver and tucks it away***

oooooh......

 

[Mr. Dork]

and the attachment

 

[Mr. Dork]

mmmmmm

a little peek...

 

[Monazwx]

Yeah!!!
Off with the pants.

*taking out wallet*

 

[Mr. Dork]

This is what you paid for

 

[Mr. Dork]

Yeah!!!
Off with the pants.

*taking out wallet*

you mean....these?

 

[Monazwx]

Nipple rings and a g-string. Are you sure I haven't seen you before in my dreams?

 

[Mr. Dork]

You want a dance lady?

Nipple rings and a g-string. Are you sure I haven't seen you before in my dreams?

 

[Monazwx]

*waves a $20*

 

[Mr. Dork]

*waves a $20*

Sauntering over

 

[Monazwx]

*wipes forehead*

I need a break.
Will be back.

 

[Mr. Dork]

Maybe ill just rub this against one of you

 

[Mr. Dork]

So none of you ladies want more?

 

[Aadaria]

So none of you ladies want more?

*waves a $10 at you*

Yoohoo!! Come on and show me what you've got.

(hehe.. love the thread)

 

[Mr. Dork]

I'll just tuck that away.......

 

[TexasWhirlGirl]

waves a $50 but i better see somethin or im takin it back and then some *evil grin*

 

[Mr. Dork]

waves a $50 but i better see somethin or im takin it back and then some *evil grin*

A $50......mmmmmmm

ok, here goes.....

 

[Mr. Dork]

BUMP

and GRIND

 

[Mr. Dork]

No one likes naked man?

No one wants a dance?