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Cat - last month, a day or so before my period was due, I had a stabbing pain in my lower left abdomen. It came and went several times, then gave me one excruciating burst so bad that I felt faint and broke out into a sweat - then it faded away. (

I'm sorry if I offended anyone. I just don't have the problems with this that everyone else has. Guess I shouldn't comment then, either.
Also, I already have a current cancer in my body and hormone therapy scares me because of that.
Again, my apologies.

Grrr....started my period late last night and I'm already gushing - damn I hate this. Luckily I have no cramping but it's flowing like the proverbial red riverLooks like I will be going to bed wearing a super plus tampon and a maternity pad
So much for the pill....![]()

You find yourself looking around you, either in real life or in your virtual world and you want to scream:
"What the fuck are you people thinking???"
Does this mean I've turned into a cranky old bitch?I don't have ovaries to blame these moods on. I used to say it was PMS. Now, no convienient excuses. So, tell us about it. I'm going to work now (and I'll try to keep my fangs and claws retracted).

I'm not sure that I'm actually in the menopause mafia but I do think the above question often.
To be honest, I always have. I've always been the more responsible person I know. My parents and grandparents were and are like my errant children.
When do I get to be a child?
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You get to act like one and have fun sometimes with childlike enthusiasm. Does that count?![]()

It helps! I just need more of those moments!
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Don't we all, babe?

A funny about menopause I got in my inbox today..
Question: How many women with menopause does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out ... And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry ... What was the question?
Inspired by KayKat.... I contribute another menopause giggle (well, at least it made me giggle)...especially the last three....
Signs That You Might Be Experiencing Menopause
You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. (Hot flashes)
The person you sleep with complains about snow piling up on the bed. (Nightsweats)
Your SO jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, s/he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him/her. (Mood swings)
You write post-it notes with your kid's names on them. (Memory loss)
Your SO chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." and you reply, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie f*cking Nelson". (Irritability)
The phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. (Sleeplessness)
You find Guacamole in your hair after a Mexican dinner. (Fatigue)
You change your underwear after every sneeze. (Mild incontinence)
You need Jaws Of Life to help you out of your car after returning home from an Italian restaurant. (Sudden weight gain)
You ask Jiffy Lube to put you up on a hoist. (Dryness)
You take a sudden interest in "Wrestlemania". (Female hormone deficiency)
You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendales. (Hormone therapy)
~LB
I just took out the garbage. I lead such an exciting life.

Anyone who lives in the desert will understand evaporative vs. refrigerated cooling. In short, refrigerated air conditioning is what most of the developed world knows. Evaporative cooling uses water to cool the air in a house and uses about 1/3 the electricity of refrigerated air. The caveat is that there can be little or no humidity outdoors. We have both types of cooling on our house.
Today, we went over 100 degrees for the first time this year. Our little evap was working overtime and there is this 2 hour period late in the afternoon when the house is really hot. I mean its a real oven.
But I am just cheap enough that I resisted everyone's pleas to switch to the expensive and less environmentally kind refrigerated cooler. Despite the fact that my body could have heated up the entire arctic. Its just two hours...right? It'll be 70 degrees when we go to bed.
I debated whether to post this in the carbon footprint thread or in here. I thought you all would be nicer.
And as the sun sets...the ceiling fans whir...I feel pretty good. More or less...![]()
Is there such a thing as anti-perspirant for menopause? If not, can we get our collective, fabulous brains together and invent it?
We'd make millions, I'm sure.....
~LB
(so tired of wondering how I, umm...smell....)

I bet you smell good to the ones that matter babe, but I do know the feeling and personally, I hate to sweat.![]()

