Men which you do find more attractive?

[parodyluvr75]

A man well aware of reality, perhaps flaunting the knowledge or a man unconcsious of reality?

 

[Bert Notorius]

i don't know too much about this gay stuff.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's only gay if you think it is.

 

[Bert Notorius]

it smells gay. fresh though.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's the bleach, I mopped.

 

[Bert Notorius]

hospital strength (5.25%) bleach takes at least 30 seconds to destroy the HIV virus

 

[parodyluvr75]

Does it kill the bacteria in dust on the floor?

 

[Bert Notorius]

dust is not the enemy here.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You say that because you aren't allergic to dust.

 

[Bert Notorius]

if you're stealthy enough, the dust just lies there and exists quietly.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It gets dirty again after you clean it, it's a futile endeavor for a few moments of enjoying a clean floor.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i do not obsess over a less than clean floor, but then, i am a heterosexual.

i have a card.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You need a card?

 

[Bert Notorius]

spoken like someone without a card.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You got me there. I'm cardless and I smell like bleach.

 

[Bert Notorius]

and the drapes obviously match the throw pillows...

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's only when I'm not blonde.

 

[Bert Notorius]

funny...you sound blond.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Either way the drapes wouldn't match.

 

[blobfish]

Which one am I?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I think both, little sloth.

 

[blobfish]

You may be right. Please make sure to dry behind the ears.