Men in uniform ladies... what's your favorite flavor and why?

KillerMuffin

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In uniform and out? Let the lust shine through. (Take notes guys)

Army, Marine, Navy, Firemen, Coast Guard, UPS guys, Mailmen, Police ossifers, game wardens, the now defunct French Foreign Legion, lawyers, prison guards, if he wears a uniform, he's fair game.

I adore a marine in uniform. Boot camp does somethin to those boys that oh my howdy HELL YEAH!!! Not only that, in their cammies (battle dress uniform) their names are on their butts so I can ogle a moment or two and pretend I know them. Then theres that dress uniform. Even Clint Eastwood looked like a total stud in it. Let's not even go to those pt shorts. Oh-kaaaayyyy, I'm drooling.

Cops are a close second. Some of them have bigger guns. ;)
 
I tried to get into.......

my old class A jacket the other day....

Couldn't. Too small. I'm now too wide in the shoulders but only a bit bigger in the hips.

All my Marine duds are defunct. Even my head got bigger (go figure) so my cover doesn't fit. Maybe if I got a high and tight it would fit again????

Nah.
 
dated a marine he was an arrogant bastard but great in bed.
dated an army guy person dude too! i just liked the way he said my name!
one of my closest friends is in the airforce. love him to death but wouldnt do him!(yea i would)
had sex with a prison guard just so he would steal me an orange jumpsuit!
hmm think navy is next!
 
Firemen. I happen to know where and when they jog in this town, and it is a real incentive to early rising.

It certainly beats coffee as a kick-start.
 
Canadian Mounties?

I don't know...I'm sure any hot guy in uniform will do. Have you SEEN the ones they use in commercials for like the Navy? *drool* Where the hell do they find them? and why don't they send them here?
 
Luscious Lioness, it's clear you've never had the pleasure of anticipating what's going to pop out from those thirteen buttons.

Do they still have thirteen buttons, or does that date me?
 
CreamyLady said:
Luscious Lioness, it's clear you've never had the pleasure of anticipating what's going to pop out from those thirteen buttons.

Do they still have thirteen buttons, or does that date me?

They still have 13 buttons.

Yes, they look a little gay on the run of the mill sailor. Obviously you've never been around the ones who take care of their bodies in their dress uniform. Oh my. There was this SEAL in California that just, oh my.
 
I will take a Fireman over any other uniformed man. Just seeing one of them walking towards me with all of their gear on is enough to set my heart on fire. There is something about the way they carry themselves when they walk and how they hold their heads so straight to keep that helmet from falling. Yep, it's definitely a Fireman for me. Every year there is a special Fire Guy who comes in to talk to my students and I just melt at the sight of him. I think I'd better stop right there for now........
 
BDU's do it for me no matter the service, but I'm partial to Marines. Firemen over cops, but it's very close!
 
A good idea. The sailor I remember was a little short, but very well built; very well built indeed.

Someday I must write my memoirs.
 
I can watch the firemen across the road getting dressed from the window in my office. I just wait for that siren....
 
I dunno, but Gingersnaps response just made me laugh so hard I had to run to the toilet.

LMFAO :D

Just out of interest does Roger wear that for you ;)
 
KillerMuffin said:
OOOohhhhhhh You definately must CL, definately do. Gonna publish them?

After I've left this world. The lawsuits might be crippling otherwise. :D
 
Cops. Their pants REALLY show off the booty. Well just this one cop I know. I never saw him in uniform until like 5 months after I met him, and when I DID see him in uniform I was like... OMFG I HAVE JUST DEVELOPED A THING FOR COPS. He is so unbelievably sexy. Of course he's married so yano, look but no touch. Although I often grab his baton and make it bigger ;)
 
Re: In uniform and out? Let the lust shine through. (Take notes guys)

KillerMuffin said:
Army, Marine, Navy, Firemen, Coast Guard, UPS guys, Mailmen, Police ossifers, game wardens, the now defunct French Foreign Legion, lawyers, prison guards, if he wears a uniform, he's fair game.

I adore a marine in uniform. Boot camp does somethin to those boys that oh my howdy HELL YEAH!!! Not only that, in their cammies (battle dress uniform) their names are on their butts so I can ogle a moment or two and pretend I know them. Then theres that dress uniform. Even Clint Eastwood looked like a total stud in it. Let's not even go to those pt shorts. Oh-kaaaayyyy, I'm drooling.

Cops are a close second. Some of them have bigger guns. ;)

Ok, I admit, I am a BDU-aholic. Anytime I see a man(including one of hubbys' first sgts. I drool (god that man is a hunk, nice butt to fill out his BDU's, gorgeous green eyes, and he's a flirt to boot.) If a man looks good in his BDU's I start to drool. Hubby laughs at me all the time, when I see him coming home. I'm all over him like white on rice, and a paper plate in a snowstorm(ok so I love Major Payne)
 
GIs

Give me a soldier anyday. BDUs are good, but the dress uniform shows their buts nicely thankyou. Grins. Dated a marine, arrogant and short tempered. Oh and the reason for the bell bottoms of the sailors uniform...they are easier to get off if they get washed over board.
 
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