men in hardware stores

[bluekitty69]

Well is it just me but.. I like to lurk in the hardware stores, first I love looking at all the tools, hammers, saws, drills any thing used to build and fix I love, also the nuts and bolts, nails... maybe it's the artist in me but I look at some thing and try to imagine it used in a different way. Maybe as jewelry or in my art... but also the men... oh I love blue collar men... men in worn jeans and tees, steel toe boots, dark suntan necks and arms, my oh my... and the hands... callous, strong hands, yummy... and oh my God the tool belts, I cant resist a tool belt riding low on a mans hips, kind like a gunslinger in the old west. I find first thing in the morning, the contractors show up at home depot and I can get my fix of blue collar men. Well I am off to Home depot, will I see you there?

 

[Mike_Yates]

I love the smell of hardware stores, because it reminds me of construction and progress.

 

[bronzeage]

I'll probably be there sometime today. My current project is a circa 1890 brass chandelier that was based on a gas light design, but used electric lights. It has two tiers of five arms and fell 10 feet to the floor while being installed. Eight of the ten arms were damaged, with 3 of them cracked.

I'm straightening the bent ones with a combination of heat and gentle persuasion. The cracked ones have to be brazed. The worst arm had a crack which couldn't be closed, so I bent a piece of brass tubing to match the damaged part and spliced it in place.

I have pics, if you're interested.

 

[imready2]

Well is it just me but.. I like to lurk in the hardware stores, first I love looking at all the tools, hammers, saws, drills any thing used to build and fix I love, also the nuts and bolts, nails... maybe it's the artist in me but I look at some thing and try to imagine it used in a different way. Maybe as jewelry or in my art... but also the men... oh I love blue collar men... men in worn jeans and tees, steel toe boots, dark suntan necks and arms, my oh my... and the hands... callous, strong hands, yummy... and oh my God the tool belts, I cant resist a tool belt riding low on a mans hips, kind like a gunslinger in the old west. I find first thing in the morning, the contractors show up at home depot and I can get my fix of blue collar men. Well I am off to Home depot, will I see you there?

Might just have to fly to the midwest and visit some home depots...

 

[BotanyBoy]

I like to go after I put on some 2 cycle perfume and sweat for at least 3-4 hrs to give myself a tangy finish.

Ohhh or until I'm half covered in shit.....yea...nothing screams blue collar like a mixing some shit and fish hydrolysate into the stank fest.

mmmmm cheesy fish poop, exhaust and ass.....I feel sexy just thinking about getting like that tomorrow.

 

[thør]

Who the fuck wears a tool belt while buying shit at the big box building store? It's great when working, but a real PITA when you go to sit in the truck to head to the store.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Who the fuck wears a tool belt while buying shit at the big box building store?

Tools.

 

[quietlylooking]

I love the smell of hardware stores, because it reminds me of construction and progress.

I love the smell of hardware stores, but what really gets me going is the smell of farm supply stores: tires, herbicide, feed...

Just nostalgia, nothing more.

 

[bluekitty69]

Geez Louise people, well I guess I made a faux pas by saying men wear tool belts into home depot, my bad, just taking literary license. No harm was meant , I was trying to be playful that's all. I guess people talking about eating out of some ones ass is fine here but... oh well live and learn.

 

[Corey2012]

Hey fuck em if they can't take q jole

Geez Louise people, well I guess I made a faux pas by saying men wear tool belts into home depot, my bad, just taking literary license. No harm was meant , I was trying to be playful that's all. I guess people talking about eating out of some ones ass is fine here but... oh well live and learn.

Come to think of it...fuck me cause I CAN take a joke... How bout it Kitty?

 

[imready2]

Geez Louise people, well I guess I made a faux pas by saying men wear tool belts into home depot, my bad, just taking literary license. No harm was meant , I was trying to be playful that's all. I guess people talking about eating out of some ones ass is fine here but... oh well live and learn.

Not a problem, I caught the drift of what you were saying! I think some tools were taking advantage to have some fun on your behalf.
All in good humour, I think

 

[nerfhearder]

What's a collage town? Like a bunch of towns all pasted together or something?

 

[Noor]

I'll probably be there sometime today. My current project is a circa 1890 brass chandelier that was based on a gas light design, but used electric lights. It has two tiers of five arms and fell 10 feet to the floor while being installed. Eight of the ten arms were damaged, with 3 of them cracked.

I'm straightening the bent ones with a combination of heat and gentle persuasion. The cracked ones have to be brazed. The worst arm had a crack which couldn't be closed, so I bent a piece of brass tubing to match the damaged part and spliced it in place.

I have pics, if you're interested.

I am interest.

For some reason, I tend to get approached by guys in those store for fashion advice. I am sure there are wives all over the twin cities who hated me now

 

[bluekitty69]

my face is red

What's a collage town? Like a bunch of towns all pasted together or something?

Omg is my face red! Of course I would not be able to spell! that's what happens trying to type at three in the morning, with one hand too

 

[THROBBS]

I've worked (part-time) in a hardware store.
After (that silly) book 50shades came out, I often would smile to myself when folk were purchasing, zip-ties, duct-tape, rope, chain etc...

More often than not, I am sure it was for the intended purposes. Though I admit that I have made my own "restraints" from rope, carabiners, velcro and some quick stitching of denim.

It seems that the few times that I wear a "tool" belt is more for the POUCHes for screws (sadly, not that kind). Nails (in quantity) seem to be fired from a nail gun, these days. Even the cordless drills/drivers have clips to hang if needed.

I also suspect that the vision of me, these past few days, coated in sawdust, stuck to sweat, was not appealing! Though, I am sure that a fantasy hunk, building a tree house for some orphan kid would be. LOL


here in this mid-West college town.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Never been much of one to look at but first time I ever caught a girl checking me out was cutting through the mall with my tool belt over my shoulder. She smiled at me. I was flabbergasted that I was being checked out and I think was blushing as I smiled back. Made my day. Was dating a girl at time so did not attempt to strike up a conversation.

Girls in work boots is hot. I might have a slight shoe fetish as I usually check out their footwear. Inappropriate footwear for the weather (Canadian winters) is a turn off.

 

[MaryanneB]

Well is it just me but.. I like to lurk in the hardware stores, first I love looking at all the tools, hammers, saws, drills any thing used to build and fix I love, also the nuts and bolts, nails... maybe it's the artist in me but I look at some thing and try to imagine it used in a different way. Maybe as jewelry or in my art... but also the men... oh I love blue collar men... men in worn jeans and tees, steel toe boots, dark suntan necks and arms, my oh my... and the hands... callous, strong hands, yummy... and oh my God the tool belts, I cant resist a tool belt riding low on a mans hips, kind like a gunslinger in the old west. I find first thing in the morning, the contractors show up at home depot and I can get my fix of blue collar men. Well I am off to Home depot, will I see you there?

Honey, I just started a part time job as a cashier at Home Depot. I'm getting better at it and the best part is scoping out those tight little butts in worn jeans. I get paid to flirt with said butts and promote the store and they come back. A true dream job.......lol

 

[THROBBS]

Honey, I just started a part time job as a cashier at Home Depot. I'm getting better at it and the best part is scoping out those tight little butts in worn jeans. I get paid to flirt with said butts and promote the store and they come back. A true dream job.......lol

hey now! Don't tell me that they explicitly TELL you (or encourage you) to flirt with "the butts"!?

I hope that it is just a perk for you.


I like to pretend that any flirting that comes my way (infrequently) is sincere.


LALALALLALALALALLAAaaaa...I will keep pretending.


yes, I understand that the waitresses are nice, because they get better tips that way. Never-the-less I will continue to tip well regardless of cuteness or flirts (or lack of).