Men, have you fucked an inanimate object?

[Glassnslate]

Does a fleshlight count? If so yes, one has fucked me

 

[Deadbed1968]

Yeah, the masturbation sleeve I use

 

[RogerThat208]

This is the funniest thread ever.

No one mentioned a microwaved cantaloupe yet?

LMFAO

Too much warm seed! And the weird creepy texture of wrinkly bald scalp in his hands when he's pumping furiously with his eyes closed at the end. I just don't see him getting the job done that way.

I think room-temperature ripe honeydew melon is clearly the way to go here. Because follow the science, lol.

It could be worse for him though I guess.

"I bet you're more disappointed than I am."

 

[EmmAgain]

LMFAO

Too much warm seed! And the weird creepy texture of wrinkly bald scalp in his hands when he's pumping furiously with his eyes closed at the end. I just don't see him getting the job done that way.

I think room-temperature ripe honeydew melon is clearly the way to go here. Because follow the science, lol.

It could be worse for him though I guess.

"I bet you're more disappointed than I am."

lol! Girls have it way easier. Can’t walk ten feet in the house without coming across at least three dozen plausible phallic objects. Talk about spoiled for choice….

 

[RogerThat208]

lol! Girls have it way easier. Can’t walk ten feet in the house without coming across at least three dozen plausible phallic objects. Talk about spoiled for choice….

LMFAO (again) I hear you!

I finally got tired of repeatedly searching for missing extension and charger cords every time I was working on projects around the house.

So, in the end, this was the only solution that ultimately worked around here.

(Still seem to be occasionally be missing a few hairbrushes though, lol.)

 

[Wildfly11]

S

My best friend caught her brother fucking an orange

Sounds a little acidic to be lol.

 

[RogerThat208]

lol! Girls have it way easier. Can’t walk ten feet in the house without coming across at least three dozen plausible phallic objects. Talk about spoiled for choice….

And not just plausible phallic objects either, lol.

I've seen you cute horny little sluts bouncing and grinding on the arms of upholstered furniture, overturned chairs and barstools, folded throw pillows, bedposts, the convenient corners of countertops a tables, bathtub edges, your daddy's legs, and even your own bare feet if that's all that's handy at the moment.

You're delightfully entertaining good girls that way, and we love you for it!