Men ever look at your assholes from behind? (obv

[SkAoUt]

[iously many of us don't even have to turn our heads...(rimshot)]

Why would I? Same applies to chicks.

I could. Pretty much every single day of my life excluding the times I was nowhere near a mirror or held hostage by my uncooperative limbs when I was very very young. But in 39 years on this earth have never decided to bend over and take a peak at that horror I call my anus. Its hairy and probably brown (not because I don't wipe though I dont'). In short its disgusting and if humankind had invented cloaking devices I'd install on on my rectum. "Much shame." - Denis Lemieux (Slapshot 1977)

 

[dolf]

pics!!

 

[JudasIscariot]

No, my ass is gross and I can't see my asshole cos I'm hairy

Simple.

 

[Squibbs]

I have to be honest.

It's my favourite view of it.

 

[SkAoUt]

Ok.

 

[dolf]

Ok.

you lost weight!

 

[JohnnySavage]

you lost weight!

Remember when you posted that picture of your boyfriend's ass and all the mouth breathers were telling you how hot it was?

Good times.

 

[dolf]

Remember when you posted that picture of your boyfriend's ass and all the mouth breathers were telling you how hot it was?

Good times.

he ruined my knickers too.

 

[SkAoUt]

You sayin' my butthole looks perkier?

And when I say "my" I really mean random internet dude.

 

[dolf]

And when I say "my" I really mean random internet dude.

of course you do, dear. like i wouldn't recognise your best side.

 

[IndieSnob]

I see enough male assholes on here, so I don't feel the need to look at my own.

 

[neci]

yay! assholes!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I look at one all fucking day long. He had this morning off though, thank god.

 

[Laurel]

This thread gets 3 stars out of 3.

 

[IndieSnob]

I look at one all fucking day long. He had this morning off though, thank god.

You can put me on ignore instead of being so mean to me, cunt.

 

[BotanyBoy]

This thread gets 3 stars out of 3.

Is that supposed to show the maturity of your illustrations for this thread or what?

 

[Laurel]

Not a Vonnegut reader, I take it?

I thought everyone knew those.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Not a Vonnegut reader, I take it?

I thought everyone knew those.

Your anus humor may be a bit sophisticated for this crowd.

 

[Laurel]

Your anus humor may be a bit sophisticated for this crowd.

I think that's the first time anyone's said that to me.

I might be gettin' classy.

 

[butters]

Your anus humor may be a bit sophisticated for this crowd.

it made me smile

I think that's the first time anyone's said that to me.

I might be gettin' classy.

the first time's one you'll always remember

yeah. maybe. here, let me fix that for you -->

 

[BotanyBoy]

I never look to see how bad the blowout is.....

 

[yossi]

I never look to see how bad the blowout is.....

I used to be able to say that I could count the number of times I've wanted to gauge my eyes out on one hand. This is no longer true.

 

[SkAoUt]

I used to be able to say that I could count the number of times I've wanted to gauge my eyes out on one hand. This is no longer true.

Way to ruin my thread.

Didn't need your help I'll have you know. It was going down the, well, yeah, after the first post actually.

 

[yossi]

Way to ruin my thread.

Didn't need your help I'll have you know. It was going down the, well, yeah, after the first post actually.

There, there. You win some, you lose some down the, well, you know.

 

[beetlebum]

Not a Vonnegut reader, I take it?

I thought everyone knew those.

i got it!