Men Are Fucking Gross

[lavender]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

There is no smilie for a wrinkled nose

I hate the fat man with the belly pushing the pants down so the crack of their ass shows, no It is not appealing.

 

[Stonedagger]

ROTFLOL

LOLOLOLOL - HAHAHAHAHAHA

I am sorry but I haven't hard the word TWAT in years!!!!!

As for pissing everywhere I am not sure the reason but maybe because some guys never grow up - it is like Horking on the street a very repulsive habit of a lot of guys - Totally disgusting - back to pissing - i usually go in the bushes!! LOL!

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Is this a rhetorical question?

 

[Ferun]

lol who knows maybe he was drunk and the bathroom was to much of an effort..... or someone else is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain goddess?

 

[kotori]

I hope you live on the 4th floor.

I just like to take it out for a breathe of fresh air sometimes. It's fun to piss outside. Maybe latent territoriality?

 

[JazzManJim]

There is no smilie for a wrinkled nose

I hate the fat man with the belly pushing the pants down so the crack of their ass shows, no It is not appealing.

As a fat man, I have to say that sometimes, it's just unavoidable. Most of us take great pains to make sure that it doesn't, but even so...

 

[Natalie Nessus]

As a fat man, I have to say that sometimes, it's just unavoidable. Most of us take great pains to make sure that it doesn't, but even so...

Will this be like the Nasty thread, perhaps? but in reverse That would be good, I think

 

[Cheyenne]

I hope you were on the 3rd floor or higher.

Overspray would be a bitch.

 

[lavender]

 

[zantac666]

I would not do it from my apt. balcony. I'm one male that puts the seat down when done. And being fat i will not let my crack show.

 

[JazzManJim]

Will this be like the Nasty thread, perhaps? but in reverse That would be good, I think

Oh I don't know, mon cherie. I wouldn't want to be anyone's "pity lay", no matter how little sex I've had.

But..judge for yourself. Here I am, perhaps two years ago....not a skinny boy, though I"m a little thinner now, but not much (and before I grew my goatee, too).

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Perhaps I have hit a nerve? I am bad

 

[Calamity Jane]

Oh I don't know, mon cherie. I wouldn't want to be anyone's "pity lay", no matter how little sex I've had.

But..judge for yourself. Here I am, perhaps two years ago....not a skinny boy, though I"m a little thinner now, but not much (and before I grew my goatee, too).

i like your av pic better darlin

 

[Stonedagger]

Heya

Nessus may i ask a question of you - is the Avatar you??

 

[JazzManJim]

Perhaps I have hit a nerve? I am bad

No...there's nothing wrong with you in the least. I just thought Nasty's thread was...unflattering. Being the subejct of a like thread for men would strike me as unflattering, too.

But that's just my impression.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: Heya

Nessus may i ask a question of you - is the Avatar you??

Ah, so you have not seen my picture posted?

Then of course it is me

 

[modest mouse]

This is what you worry about at 1 am?

Just remember where you parked your car.

 

[Lasz]

This is what you worry about at 1 am?

Where did you park your car?

Hey I am not going to lie, because pissing of balconies is fun when you are drunk, I love watching the stream fall down stoires and stories!

One time I was pissing of a balcony and this guy started yelling. "why the fuck are you pissing on my car" in his crazy indian accent. TO think I bummed a smoke off of him earlier and I paid him back by pissing on his car. Its actually one of my funnier stories.

Laz

 

[Stonedagger]

Nessus

I just looked at you bio and stories - VERY nice! Is that you on the cover of the book?

 

[lavender]

 

[modest mouse]

MM Airlines Flight 69 due to arrive in Lavander's Labial Lair in 17 minutes.

Please put your memebers into the locked and upright position for touchdown.

 

[Laurel]

It ain't just men.

I went shopping with an acquaintance of mine. She was this super-well-groomed, Nordstrom-shopping, status-conscious sales chick from my work. We drove for two hours to get to this certain shopping area she wanted to visit. She drank two Pepsis on the way up, so by the time we got there, she really had to pee. Unfortunately, the place where we were shopping was all small boutiques with no public restrooms. I turned around to tell her that we should go drive around and find a gas station, but she as already walking toward this underground parking garage. As I followed her and was about to turn the corner into the garage, I heard the unmistakable sound of urine hitting the pavement.

Boy, was that a surprise.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: It ain't just men.

I went shopping with an acquaintance of mine. She was this super-well-groomed, Nordstrom-shopping, status-conscious sales chick from my work. We drove for two hours to get to this certain shopping area she wanted to visit. She drank two Pepsis on the way up, so by the time we got there, she really had to pee. Unfortunately, the place where we were shopping was all small boutiques with no public restrooms. I turned around to tell her that we should go drive around and find a gas station, but she as already walking toward this underground parking garage. As I followed her and was about to turn the corner into the garage, I heard the unmistakable sound of urine hitting the pavement.

Boy, was that a surprise.

So, she does not care? That is an arrogance yes

 

[Laurel]

I never thought about it as such, but I suppose you're right. Good call.