Men are being replaced with rubber!

[FallenSeraph]

It seems today that it's getting harder and harder for average joes like me to get laid. Now you'll hear people saying bull shit stuff about women rights and their independance and their need to take a stand when it comes to unwanted sex and men and all that. But what we all secretly know is that dildos and vibrators are taking the place of us men and personally, me thinks it's fucked up. Any guys out there agree with me? More importantly, any women out there who could please give me a greatly-needed lecture on this topic becuase frankly, im even more desperate than I normally am which is terribly pathetic.

 

[FallenSeraph]

Don't tell me I'm the only one pissed off by this!

 

[red_rose]

I only have one, but I need more.

 

[ScarlettRose]

oh please, that old insecure argument again. Toys do not take the place of a man.

 

[HeavyStick]

go ahead ... how many pieces of plastic can mow the yard ... take out the trash and get the dead mouse from under the sink

 

[Sillyman]

I just have the one.

 

[Sillyman]

go ahead ... how many pieces of plastic can mow the yard ... take out the trash and get the dead mouse from under the sink

How many can hog the TV, shut you out emotionally, and hold your head under the covers when they fart?

 

[FallenSeraph]

Now don't get me wrong. I have no insecurities about this. Sure rubber can only do so much but I find it harder to laid around here

 

[millieteases]

Deal with it - variety is the spice of life and it makes sex pretty entertaining.

Maybe if you worried less about our toys and more about our minds you'd have more luck. (I'm in a bitchy mood for some reason tonight.)

I like my toys. My spouse likes his toys. We like watching each other use our toys. We like using our toys on each other. And we're glad the toys are there for when one of is out of town and the other is alone.

Still, there's nothing like having him inside me...

 

[red_rose]

Now don't get me wrong. I have no insecurities about this. Sure rubber can only do so much but I find it harder to laid around here

Pixels are difficult to fuck.

They're wily like that.

 

[Starfish]

I have one. It is an anal toy.

My husbands cock works just fine.

Maybe the problem isn't the invention of plastic, but the uninvention of your creativity to find a mate and be happy.


Just a thought.

Anyway, I think that if a woman chooses to fuck plastic, that she knows where it has been, over a man, where she doesn't know where it has been, then all the more power to her, I say.


Hell, let alone that, it beats being lied to, used, and cheated upon anyday.

 

[red_rose]

How many can hog the TV, shut you out emotionally, and hold your head under the covers when they fart?

I knew I should have spent the extra bucks and gotten some of those attachments...

 

[red_rose]

My vibe shuts me out emotionally, now that I think about it.

 

[Starfish]

My vibe shuts me out emotionally, now that I think about it.

Not enough cuddling, huh?

 

[HeavyStick]

How many can hog the TV, shut you out emotionally, and hold your head under the covers when they fart?

whats wrong with a "dutch oven" from time to time....

I'm only a shallow jerk online.... my therapists demands it from me.

talking to guys about emotions is done delicately. we are not your G/F ... you can't rush us. I have listened to previous gf's with no problem ... it's all in the approach and how quickly serious topics are introduced.

hogging the TV. deal with it... unless we are sharing lesbian cheerleader prison porn and you want to zoom in on a certain angle... then the negotiations may begin

 

[red_rose]

Not enough cuddling, huh?

It's all rubbery (and occasionally slippery). It's really not much for cuddling.

When we're done, B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend) usually just rolls over and buzzes himself to sleep.

 

[lilminx]

I have a few that I use. Your problem is, instead of feeling threatened by a toy, you should use it to your advantage. I love it when men I'm with want to use my toys on me. It turns them on to do it, and it turns me one even more to know that they're so open-minded, which in turn turns them on more...etc.... get the picture?

It's a win-win situation.


That's not to say that i use my toys with my men all the time- as a matter of fact, I only use them with them once in a while, but it's fun for some diversity.

 

[FallenSeraph]

Hey, I have nothing against women doing that, just curious about this kind of stuff. In fact, my girlfriend decided that it was time to show me her collection and let me say: she probably has one for every day of the month. and also let me say: I never knew there were so many different kinds. In fact, I sotta wish I didn't know ALL the details that she had burned into my mind now.

 

[Sillyman]

whats wrong with a "dutch oven" from time to time....

I'm only a shallow jerk online.... my therapists demands it from me.

talking to guys about emotions is done delicately. we are not your G/F ... you can't rush us. I have listened to previous gf's with no problem ... it's all in the approach and how quickly serious topics are introduced.

hogging the TV. deal with it... unless we are sharing lesbian cheerleader prison porn and you want to zoom in on a certain angle... then the negotiations may begin

Ahhhh, the men are dicks by nature argument. Classic.

 

[Guest]

Don't be jealous of false cocks!! Use them to your advantage. Ask her to show you how she uses them on herself. It's exciting to watch someone masturbate, and you may learn something new about your partner.

I love to share my toys with my man. He has erogenous zones in many naughty places, just as I do.

Nothing replaces him - we just use the toys to add spice to our sex life. And, if he's out of town for a few nights, they provide me with much needed relief.

Experiment!! Enjoy!!

 

[HeavyStick]

.... get the picture?

It's a win-win situation.

move that flutterby so I can get a better picture...


you are right..

I like introducing toys... items... objects in to love making.... once guys get the "My dick has to be the largest object in the room" and be satisfied to giving his lady the orgasm that shakes loose her fillings the world will be a better place.

 

[FallenSeraph]

I have a few that I use. Your problem is, instead of feeling threatened by a toy, you should use it to your advantage. I love it when men I'm with want to use my toys on me. It turns them on to do it, and it turns me one even more to know that they're so open-minded, which in turn turns them on more...etc.... get the picture?

It's a win-win situation.

Who said I felt threatened. I could take on a piece of rubber anyday. I said I was only curious and actually, my girlfriend had me use them on her once and *sigh* I must admit, it wasn't THAT bad (to very erotic).

 

[lilminx]

It seems today that it's getting harder and harder for average joes like me to get laid. Now you'll hear people saying bull shit stuff about women rights and their independance and their need to take a stand when it comes to unwanted sex and men and all that. But what we all secretly know is that dildos and vibrators are taking the place of us men and personally, me thinks it's fucked up. Any guys out there agree with me? More importantly, any women out there who could please give me a greatly-needed lecture on this topic becuase frankly, im even more desperate than I normally am which is terribly pathetic.

Your initial post speaks volumes. You don't actually need to come out and use the word "threatened", it's in your words. You have a lot of growing up to do, boy.

Heavystick- cute. I think I have a nipple pic in a "pierced nipples" thread in the BDSM forum- I'll try to find it for you.

 

[erosman]

"Maybe if you worried less about our toys and more about our minds you'd have more luck."


"Maybe the problem isn't the invention of plastic, but the uninvention of your creativity "


LMAO...I love it millie and fishie!!!!


Toys can be fun...but mostly when you have enough creativity to make them fun.

I for one, will take intimate and passionate love-making, everytime...sans toys

 

[HeavyStick]

mmm boobies..... time to be shallow again.