men and their seeds

[Irontoto]

now that everyone has lost an hour sleep i must ask this question to the women;

when your partner cums in your ..., what do you like to do with it, for example do you leave it in there, pull up your panties, or do you run to the bathroom and wipe yourself? well, you get the picture, i hope. if this is too disgusting for you to answer please state "irontoto you are a disgusting pig", and i will not be offended. but ,please try to answer as best as you can. thanks.

[This message has been edited by irontoto (edited 04-02-2000).]

 

[Deborah]

Put the soiled article of clothing or whatever in a plastic bag and stick it in the freezer. Then wait for the day the dude says, "I never had sex with that woman."

 

[HiJincs]

Deborah,

You scare the hell out of me!

[This message has been edited by HiJincs (edited 04-02-2000).]

 

[Irontoto]

deb,sounds like monica and that famous dress

 

[Guest]

Well, since I've been trying to get pregnant since Sept, I leave it in as long as I can stand it (after a while, when it starts to drip, it tends to itch a little). I have a question for everyone... If a man was in a car accident a year ago, broke his knee cap (and that was the only obvious damage) is it possible for him to be infertile now? (I know for a fact he was very fertile before the accident!)

 

[Nogard]

Deborah, You just made my day. I've been laughing for the last ten minutes.

 

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by Tiggs:
I have a question for everyone... If a man was in a car accident a year ago, broke his knee cap (and that was the only obvious damage) is it possible for him to be infertile now?

I can't see how there would be a direct link to fertility problems there. It may be there was some damage that wasn't obvious. Not likely, damage that would affect fertility, I should think would be painful enough to notice.

It's possible that a reaction to some medication/pain killer taken for the kneecap problem could have messed up his biochemistry. Something like the way antihistimines use up Vitamin-C faster than your body does normally.

The only way to know for sure is to get a doctor's opinion.

 

[Shannon]

Normally the guy does not cum inside me. Normally he cums on my back, stomach or in my mouth.

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

Sounds like Shannon lives in a porn movie.

 

[Nobody Special]

IF shanon does live in a Porn flick, Can I PLEASE be her next costar?????? PLEASE

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[Cub]

No, if Shannon was a pornstar, the cum would be on her back, her stomach AND in her mouth, to name a few. Then it would be on my lips, my tongue, then gradually it would all end up in our mouths, her pussy with few traces elsewhere, such as her bath tub, her kitchen counter, her bed, her panties, her dildo, her vibrator, my fingers...
If a few made it to her fallopian tubes, they would have such a case of post traumatic stress disorder that they would collapse and sob.
The question also arises, do you like it with caramel sauce, ice cream, sweet and sour sauce, or what?

 

[John1965]

My girlfriend like to get one of those extra long straws...bend over....and suck it out. She say's it makes a tantilizing after sex meal.

 

[Whispersecret]

John1965, I didn't think I could be surprised anymore by what I read here at Literotica, but you just surprised the hell out of me with that one.

I'll assume you're asking about unprotected sex, irontoto. Usually, I'm too sated to think about running to the bathroom. Usually I sort of expel it as best I can into a handy towel--on his side of the bed in case there's any spilling. It usually leaks out a little at a time, which can be annoying. Hopefully I'm asleep and not noticing.

Deborah, that was a crack up, but if I'm ever over at your house I'll have to remember not to eat any of the ice cream. <winks>

 

[Renee]

If you cum in my mouth, I swallow.. if you cum on my body then rub it in while we are having our fun, but afterwards, I am off to the shower and you can follow if you want.. we can have more fun in there, but if he cums inside then when we are completely done and satisfied, I just leave it there, and fall asleep.

Deb, you kill me, that was the best answer.

Tiggs, it could be the medication he was taking. You can call a pharmacist and ask them if the pain killers and other things he has taken will do that... they can tell you for sure.

John... Are you serious??

 

[John1965]

Okay, Okay....That was supposed to be funny but I think the shock factor overwhelmed the funny...No she doesn't...eeeeeek. Actually, I have heard that it is absorbed into the walls and actually is a good source of protein!

 

[Gil]

Damn John,

Does that apply after anal sex as well? ...Arrrrrrrrrrrrghh. Well, different strokes for different folks, I always say. Or is that different places for different faces, or is that feces...shit, nevermind.

Deborah, I'll be having nightmares over you're response for some time...Gaaahd, I'm so sleepy.

 

[Mismuffet]

Irontoto......two things I enjoy best about mens cum. mmmmmmmmm, sorry got lost in a day dream there for a second.

Anyway, oh ya, the two things I like do with my mans cum, suck him dry and swallow!! Next, is to have him shoot cum all over my chest and me to rub into my tits!! (Then it's time to hit the shower)

 

[Shannon]

Originally posted by eve_of_destruction:
Sounds like Shannon lives in a porn movie.

E_O_D most ofthe guys I have sex with don't mind where they cum. Those that do cum in me don't get it any more from me. I really don't want to start a family yet. But I'm young and I love sex.

 

[Irontoto]

shannon, what are you saying, if the male cums in you , he's history? tell me if that takes balls!as for myself, i don't believe in pulling out, so i would be one and done with you, right?

 

[Renee]

Okay Shannon, let me put my two cents in... cha ching

If they are cumming on you, then obviously they aren't wearing a rubber so safe sex isn't your concern, unless you are going to now say that they do but then they pull out and pull it off and then shoot on you.. in which case I say.. Okay yea right. Therefore, if safe sex isn't the issue and the only issue you have is them leaving you pregnant.. then I have one word for you NORPLANT .. now go have fun

John you scared me hon. Now about the protein, you are right, it is a great source of protein.. that's why I swallow, and Dr. Ruth said it makes your teeth white

I guess I will never need the bleach they sell on those informercials... why pay $29.99 when I got the original teeth whitner for free right here?

 

[ZULUBOY]

Guys, guys, guys! You're hillarious! Just my little nudge (as if you need it) to encourage you to keep it up!

 

[Gil]

Renee, you are absolutely rignt on!

Incidentally, you do have lovely white teeth. Hmmm...what works for guys?

 

[Renee]

Aww thanks for the compliment Gil.

Gee, I have no idea what works for men... I take it you're not gay.. so my method won't work for you. I could hold it in my mouth and kiss you, that might work.. but some guys get turned off by that.

I guess you will have to spend the $29.99 on QVC until I can get through to Dr. Ruth about that one.

 

[Golden]

Mrs G says she enjoys going to work and wondering at what point she'll feel a glloopppp as it sets course with gravity aid and heads back down and into her knickers ... will she be taking a class, or on the phone, or in a discussion with the boss? Perhaps in themiddle of demonstating a grande jetee?
And crucial question ...will the knickers cope - if you saw the little scraps of anal floss which she calls knickers you'd realise how tricky the asnwer might be!

Sometimes, I do think Mrs G is a little wierd!

 

[Gil]

Shuuucks, Renee,

If'n you're just talk'in about a l'il recyclin', I'm game.