Men and the midlife crisis: An extreme case study

[Cirrus]

I saw my friend Ed on Tuesday, and he looked like his usual handsome self. Salt and pepper hair, greying goatee, wire framed glasses and those pretty aqua eyes.

I saw my friend Ed today, and I almost didn't recognize him. Black hair, shaved the goatee, lost the glasses and got green contacts. He looked fine before. Now he just looks like he's trying too hard.

And the men accuse of of being vain. I don't know what possessed him, actually, but I hope it passes. I'm tempted to ask him if he's running from the law or in witness protection. LOL

Any other midlife man stories out there?

 

[Bob Peale]

My friend's dad buys a new Jaguar everytime he goes through one.

He's on his fourth.