Men and The Female Condom

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You feel a bit like you're approaching a plastic doll.

*sigh*

Bring back the Sponge, man.

 

[binkley]

You feel a bit like you're approaching a plastic doll.

*sigh*

Bring back the Sponge, man.

Mere perception. Wouldn't the condom make your otherwise attractive phallus appear to be a dildo?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah. Let's not go there.

 

[sunstruck]

You've used one? Or rather been with someone using one? I never have. I'm curious, it's just an inverted condom isn't it?

 

[Spinaroonie]

It's so you can pretend you're having sex with PV.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Think of a kitchen trash bag, and you get the idea.

 

[bluemuse]

You feel a bit like you're approaching a plastic doll.

*sigh*

Bring back the Sponge, man.

For some men there would be a comfort in that.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Think of a kitchen trash bag, and you get the idea.

On closer examination, he's right.

http://www.avert.org/femcond.htm

 

[sunstruck]

Ok that's probably the least sexy piece of birthcontrol out there. Not to mention I can't imagine being able to feel anything at all.

Why bother at that point? Dry humping seems like it would be more pleasurable.

Anyone ever acutally used one?

 

[Saint Peter]

That ZipLock was without a doubt the best fuck I've ever had.

 

[Ferrophiliac]

Well I tried using one once, by the time she got it on I had lost a reason for it. ROTFLMAO

 

[bluemuse]

Maybe if they made it in clear plastic......so that it was sort of invisible???

 

[binkley]

That ZipLock was without a doubt the best fuck I've ever had.

I believe you owe Steve Martin credit.

 

[pipercatt]

I tried it, and it was more trouble than it was worth. Uncomfortable, and loud. It makes crinkly noises.

Definitely not a fan.

 

[bluemuse]

I tried it, and it was more trouble than it was worth. Uncomfortable, and loud. It makes crinkly noises.

Definitely not a fan.

It maked CRINKLY noises??? Whatever happened to quality control? Don't they test market these things??

 

[Saint Peter]

I believe you owe Steve Martin credit.

You are correct. And good eye.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I live for this!!!

I tried it, and it was more trouble than it was worth. Uncomfortable, and loud. It makes crinkly noises.

Definitely not a fan.

*Whack Whack Whack Whack* *Rubs butt soothingly*

Ok you can have your thread back

 

[pipercatt]

It maked CRINKLY noises??? Whatever happened to quality control? Don't they test market these things??

I have no idea. I was trying them as an alternative to regular condoms, which I suddenly developed an allergy to. I tried it once, and that was all she wrote.

Too noisy, too plasticy for my tastes. It was like shoving the wrapper of a pack of cigarettes up inside.

 

[sunstruck]

Ok, my FAVORITE thing about married sex? No condoms. Yea!!!! I pity you guys, truely.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The feeling is there (better than a condom I found, and she said it was fine), but the actual mechanics are annoying. For one thing, as you, er, pump, your penis tends to pull the sucker out, like the way a rubber glove turns inside-out when you take out your hand. It comes with lubication to avoid that, but it still happened. Also, if the internal ring isn't the right size for you, it will slip out anyway. (Think of a diaphragm with a baggie attached).

Great idea. Needs work. I hope they use it in Africa to cut down on AIDs.

I still want the Sponge.

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And married guys still use condoms.

 

[pipercatt]

I agree with you, Sunstruck, and that's sort of what I ended up doing. Not the getting married part, just testing and committed monogamy with my partner. It works much better than the female condom.

 

[sunstruck]

And married guys still use condoms.

What about diaphrams? The pill? The shot?

Ok yes they do. Mine doesn't. Planning on having more kids Dix? Snip, snip, a few bags of frozen peas and no more birth control worries.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The pill and the shot have associated health risks my wife (and I) aren't willing to take. And diaphragms aren't really effective enough unless used in concert with something else, so we might as well just use the something else (i.e. condom).

Some of the wives in our group have happily suggested that all the husbands go together and have the snip-snip thing done one afternoon, you know, like we're off for tea and cookies, or something. God women are stupid about men, sometimes. If we don't go to the bathroom together we're not about to do that.

I just can't do the snip-snip thing. Not yet. I am not your typical guy-guy. I like foreign movies, I ask for directions, and I have no idea why anybody would want to ever watch golf. But about this I'm a total testosterone freak. I irrationally associate the abilty to procreate with my manhood (pun intended). It's idiotic, I know, but I could be down at Kelsey's bar every night, and I'm not, so give me this.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I agree with DCL on this, sorry, I am not holding a buddies hand while his soldiers are rerouted from the beach head to the death chamber.

So sunny, keep your bags of frozen pea's away from me!

 

[sunstruck]

I just can't do the snip-snip thing. Not yet. I am not your typical guy-guy. I like foreign movies, I ask for directions, and I have no idea why anybody would want to ever watch golf. But about this I'm a total testosterone freak. I irrationally associate the abilty to procreate with my manhood (pun intended). It's idiotic, I know, but I could be down at Kelsey's bar every night, and I'm not, so give me this.

LOL Honey that's between you and Mrs. Lee (I keep getting that 50s song Mr. Lee stuck in my head when I do that). Granted it's been a long time since I required condoms, but I remember them as being a pain in the ass. Or maybe I just have a grudge against them because they failed me so miserably. lol

I mean for single people it should be the only option as it is the only thing that protects from disease as well as pregnancy though. When I wasn't in a long tern relationship I insisted on them even after pregnancy wasn't an issue.