Memorable Body Part Moments

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[Ishmael]

When I looked between my legs and realised I was built like a monster.

A big massive dick that jocks the bitches

Take your glasses off the next time you look.

Ishmael

 

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[superlittlegirl]

Umm, I have an index finger that broke off of a mannequin that I like to poke out of the sleeve of my sweater to tap people with. Does that count?

 

[perks]

Umm, I have an index finger that broke off of a mannequin that I like to poke out of the sleeve of my sweater to tap people with. Does that count?

that's hysterical *laughing*


okay. I remember when I was a kid. I used to go on youth group trips with my church. Anyway, we always went roller skating and their was this guy who was younger than me, but he had the best neck I'd ever seen. I would sit behind him just to watch it.

That's obsessive, right?

 

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[lost]

A sadly embarrassing story

I was somewhere shopping w/ my son, then two. He was just standing there holding my hand as i was speaking to a salesman. My son reached up and grabbed a handful of something between the guy's legs. I thought i was going to pass out. The look on his face was just priceless. I hightailed it out of there and have never gone back.

 

[Pyper]

Umm, I have an index finger that broke off of a mannequin that I like to poke out of the sleeve of my sweater to tap people with. Does that count?

You sound like my kinda girl, slg.

 

[Pyper]

A sadly embarrassing story

I was somewhere shopping w/ my son, then two. He was just standing there holding my hand as i was speaking to a salesman. My son reached up and grabbed a handful of something between the guy's legs. I thought i was going to pass out. The look on his face was just priceless. I hightailed it out of there and have never gone back.

LMAO!

 

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[superlittlegirl]

The first time I actually touched a penis, I was about 7. I had a pair friends who were fraternal twins sleep over in the tent in my backyard. One was a boy, and one was a girl. I persuaded the boy to let me touch his if I let him touch mine. I remember being pretty direct about it-- the command line I thought up to make it a game was "feel me!" The little girl wouldn't play, though. She hid her head under her sleeping bag.

The next morning, when we were inside, I wanted to actually see it in the light. It looked and felt different, though. It was all squishy and disgusting. I was repelled, and made no show of hiding it.

After they went home that afternoon, my dad got a phone call to say that they would never be coming over to play at my house again because I was a bad influence.

 

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[superlittlegirl]

A dirty slut at 7 years of age

what is society coming to

Aww, Hanns! You never did anything like that? I bet you wish you had. It was really fun, as I remember.

 

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I thought you were 9. hmmm.

 

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Bindi go to bed for fuck sake

Is there any other reason to go to bed?