Memo to my Husband...

[angela146]

Darling, wouldn't it be much more fun to bend me over if I was wearing something like this:
http://www.secretsinlace.com/silstore/images/3357-P.JPG

It's open between the legs, but if you want to spank me on the bare, you'll have to unhook the six garters in order to slide it up.

Or would you prefer something like this:

http://www.secretsinlace.com/silstore/images/43001-G.jpg

Remember, you have only 40 days until Christmas.

Images from secretsinlace.com

 

[Antfarmer77]

Darling, wouldn't it be much more fun to bend me over if I was wearing something like this:
http://www.secretsinlace.com/silstore/images/3357-P.JPG

It's open between the legs, but if you want to spank me on the bare, you'll have to unhook the six garters in order to slide it up.

Or would you prefer something like this:

http://www.secretsinlace.com/silstore/images/43001-G.jpg

Remember, you have only 40 days until Christmas.

Images from secretsinlace.com

*gulp* That changes the whole image of the traditional Christmas "Stocking"

 

[TheeGoatPig]

*gulp* That changes the whole image of the traditional Christmas "Stocking"

So does the movie "Bad Santa", but only one of them does it for the better

 

[rgraham666]

Sproing!

Well, that certainly woke me up.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Sproing!

Well, that certainly woke me up.

Yep. Worked faster than any expresso I've ever had.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Memo to Angela's Husband

You lucky SOB !

 

[Svenskaflicka]

An author wrote the following about sexy underwear as christmas presents:

"The stores are full of risqué underwear with underwires and lace and gel-pillows that men are encouraged to buy for their wives as a christmas present. It's not been specified why the mother of the household should look like an expensive prostitute at christmas of all times, but there you have it..."

 

[Selena_Kitt]

An author wrote the following about sexy underwear as christmas presents:

"The stores are full of risqué underwear with underwires and lace and gel-pillows that men are encouraged to buy for their wives as a christmas present. It's not been specified why the mother of the household should look like an expensive prostitute at christmas of all times, but there you have it..."

Feh!

The author clearly is a prude!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Feh!

The author clearly is a prude!

Perhaps, but it does raise an interesting question. I mean, over here we spend the last few days before christmas cleaning the entire home with a toothbrush, including the windows. We put up new curtains and carpets and table cloths, we light millions of candles, live ones and electrical ones, we cook enough food and bake enough bread and buns and cookies to feed Romanian orphanage for a fortnight, and we spend hours queuing in lines in the shops to buy insanel expensive presents that we spend a few more hours wrapping in paper and ribbons that will be torn off in 0.23 minutes, we decorate a dying pine tree with tinsel and electric lights and baulbs and mini-santas and mini-angels, and stars, and cones and flags and whathaveyas...

Come christmas eve, after dinner, after present opening, after cleaning up all the paper and ribbons that's been spread out all over the floor... I don't know that many women, atleast not those who have kids, who are up for putting on racy underwear and playing "Where's The Sausage, Naughty Nurse?"

Yet underwear sell even better at christmas than it does for Valentine's Day. Why IS this?

 

[Guest]

Yet underwear sell even better at christmas than it does for Valentine's Day. Why IS this?

Husbands are morons?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Perhaps, but it does raise an interesting question. I mean, over here we spend the last few days before christmas cleaning the entire home with a toothbrush, including the windows. We put up new curtains and carpets and table cloths, we light millions of candles, live ones and electrical ones, we cook enough food and bake enough bread and buns and cookies to feed Romanian orphanage for a fortnight, and we spend hours queuing in lines in the shops to buy insanel expensive presents that we spend a few more hours wrapping in paper and ribbons that will be torn off in 0.23 minutes, we decorate a dying pine tree with tinsel and electric lights and baulbs and mini-santas and mini-angels, and stars, and cones and flags and whathaveyas...

Come christmas eve, after dinner, after present opening, after cleaning up all the paper and ribbons that's been spread out all over the floor... I don't know that many women, atleast not those who have kids, who are up for putting on racy underwear and playing "Where's The Sausage, Naughty Nurse?"

Yet underwear sell even better at christmas than it does for Valentine's Day. Why IS this?

Whatever I do around Christmas, I do not as a duty or a service, but as a joyful expression of my heart... I used to do what you're describing... it sucked. Now, it's funny, I still do the same things (for the most part... I've given up a few, added others) but it's energizing rather than draining.

Same goes with sex, xmas eve or otherwise. That expression, "the more you give, the more you receive" thing... damned if it really doesn't work.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Or perhaps the husbands are actually buying a present for themselves when they pick up a package of black lace stockings, garter belt and see-through thongs? Not necessarily saying that they're buying this for themselves as a thing to wear, mind you - I'm suggesting that the husbands are buying themselves the props for realizing a fantasy they've been having ever since they saw that exotic movie on late night TV.

If a man wanted to buy a present for me, he should think one step longer and buy himself a tool belt and an overall, and then ring my door and say that he's the repairman I called for to fix my bed...

 

[angela146]

An author wrote the following about sexy underwear as christmas presents:

"The stores are full of risqué underwear with underwires and lace and gel-pillows that men are encouraged to buy for their wives as a christmas present. It's not been specified why the mother of the household should look like an expensive prostitute at christmas of all times, but there you have it..."

But for those of us who don't have kids, we don't need to look respectable.

 

[angela146]

Perhaps, but it does raise an interesting question. I mean, over here we spend the last few days before christmas cleaning the entire home with a toothbrush, including the windows. We put up new curtains and carpets and table cloths, we light millions of candles, live ones and electrical ones, we cook enough food and bake enough bread and buns and cookies to feed Romanian orphanage for a fortnight, and we spend hours queuing in lines in the shops to buy insanel expensive presents that we spend a few more hours wrapping in paper and ribbons that will be torn off in 0.23 minutes, we decorate a dying pine tree with tinsel and electric lights and baulbs and mini-santas and mini-angels, and stars, and cones and flags and whathaveyas...

Come christmas eve, after dinner, after present opening, after cleaning up all the paper and ribbons that's been spread out all over the floor... I don't know that many women, atleast not those who have kids, who are up for putting on racy underwear and playing "Where's The Sausage, Naughty Nurse?"

Yet underwear sell even better at christmas than it does for Valentine's Day. Why IS this?

If you're cleaning the house with a toothbrush, putting up new curtains, baking home-made bread etc. you aren't doing it for the kids. They won't notice any of it. You're just trying to impress the inlaws. All the kids care about is the tree, presents and cookies, not in that order.

Those of us who don't have kids - and don't give a rat's ass about inlaws -spend zero time doing any of the stuff you mentioned. Well, OK, we spend time buying and wrapping presents but it doesn't take much when you only have one person you're buying for.

So we have plenty of time and energy to spend getting laid.

 

[angela146]

Yet underwear sell even better at christmas than it does for Valentine's Day. Why IS this?

Husbands are morons?

Because husbands know what's good for them.

 

[angela146]

Or perhaps the husbands are actually buying a present for themselves when they pick up a package of black lace stockings, garter belt and see-through thongs? Not necessarily saying that they're buying this for themselves as a thing to wear, mind you - I'm suggesting that the husbands are buying themselves the props for realizing a fantasy they've been having ever since they saw that exotic movie on late night TV.

or listening to what I've been whispering in his ear.

If a man wanted to buy a present for me, he should think one step longer and buy himself a tool belt and an overall, and then ring my door and say that he's the repairman I called for to fix my bed...

Hire that stuff out.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Dear Santa,

I promise if you bring me a wife that likes sexy lingerie and underwear for christmas this year I'll take care of her all year long.

 

[angela146]

Dear Santa,

I promise if you bring me a wife that likes sexy lingerie and underwear for christmas this year I'll take care of her all year long.

Poor dear... keep looking. There are plenty of women out there who like men.

 

[Aurora Black]

Same goes with sex, xmas eve or otherwise. That expression, "the more you give, the more you receive" thing... damned if it really doesn't work.

YES! Thank you!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Poor dear... keep looking. There are plenty of women out there who like men.

amen, sista!

 

[FallingToFly]

All I want for Christmas is a set of rear brakes on my truck and $100 put on my feed store account or having my laptop fixed would be a major bonus.

My mother has promised to hire me a profressional organizer to come in and install storage units and built-ins in my closets and laundry room. My husband will be getting the brakes. My kids are only getting furniture and bedding for Christmas- no toys. My husband is getting clothes and Scotch.

I don't want jewelry, or lingerie, or clothes. I want tidy and brakes that hold. The feed account would be nice, but I can deal without.

I already bought my stocking stuffers (underwear, socks, and each of the boys got their own mini-garden in a bag) and I started doign my Christmas shopping for everyone else.

Knowing my family, this is what I'll get for Christmas:

Clothes I won't wear
Jewelry I won't wear
Kitchen shit I don't need
Gift certificates that I don't want and won't be able to get into town to use anyway.
Underwear that will leave friction burns up the crack of my ass, because thongs and chasing horses and kids DOES NOT WORK.

I just want this damn house fixed and my vehicle to be safe. Is that really a great deal to ask?

 

[Kev H]

Or perhaps the husbands are actually buying a present for themselves...

You know, that's really funny, in an offensive sort of way. I have yet to meet a woman who isn't every bit as self-interested as the average man, yet you don't see us men blaming the fuckin' women for "only thinking about themselves." Stop being so goddamn hypocritical, women. Stop deflecting. You're self-interested, just like we are.

[Though to be more accurate and less diplomatic, it has been my experience that women are far more selfish and self-consumed than men. At least we are open about it and don't go about blaming the opposite sex for our own problems (in general). Honest lessons could be learned by women, but often emotions are not interested in honesty.]

 

[cloudy]

At least we are open about it and don't go about blaming the opposite sex for our own problems (in general).

You think not?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

thanks for the laugh.

(YOU may not do those things, but you're rare)

 

[Kev H]

thanks for the laugh.

You are most welcomed. Knew you'd get a kick outta that and just couldn't quite resist the opportunity. And I may be rare in that, but that is also not my experience; guys may be simple in comparison to women, they may be very self-interested, as are us all, but I have yet to see the massive deflection/self-deception that I see with women. Perhaps I am fortunate/choosy in my male friends (or unlucky in my female companions), but if that's the case that the "normal" guy is just as bad, then I am deeply sorry for you women, for us all. We humans must then be a hopelessly dysfunctional lot, doomed to repeat failures until the end of time.

[Ooops, sorry for the nasty turn in such a sexy thread, but...but...SHE started it. ]

 

[angela146]

My kids are only getting furniture and bedding for Christmas- no toys.

If my mom and/or dad had done this to me when I was growing up, I would remember it until the day I died.