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[Mia62]

If these are your qualifications...please sign up below. Thank you.

 

[Xstatic]

If these are your qualifications...please sign up below. Thank you.

Will you settle for 4 out of 6?

I'm not sure I qualify as 'good-looking' (I don't scare children, but I don't have modelling agencies beating down the door either) - and to be 'financially secure', I need to be employed first

 

[curious2c]

Are you a real stickler on the good-looking part Mia?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hehehe

 

[Mia62]

The ONLY part that I am a real stickler for is the SINGLE requirement...

Did I mention that being SINGLE is important to me?

 

[curious2c]

The ONLY part that I am a real stickler for is the SINGLE requirement...

Did I mention that being SINGLE is important to me?

SINGLE? Damn...ummm...I am by myself at the moment, does that count?

 

[Lancecastor]

I suppose this isn't an episode torn from your diary either.

Do married men actually try to pretend they're single?

Can't you actually smell Eau de Marriage...that stale, desparate, trapped smell...off a married guy?

My secret, nubile trophy wife, Tiffany, always says she can smell the stank of married woman off me when I come home late...

 

[Xstatic]

The ONLY part that I am a real stickler for is the SINGLE requirement...

Did I mention that being SINGLE is important to me?

Well, in THAT case... SIGN ME UP!

 

[Mia62]

I suppose this isn't an episode torn from your diary either.

Do married men actually try to pretend they're single?

Can't you actually smell Eau de Marriage...that stale, desparate, trapped smell...off a married guy?

My secret, nubile trophy wife, Tiffany, always says she can smell the stank of married woman off me when I come home late...

Hell, Lance...whether it is in my own reality-based pathetic life...or my online virtual-based existence...I KNOW if a man is married...

I just don't want to have to sift through the sordid tales of:

* Oh, I am sorry dear...I can only post from work.
* I lead such a busy life after work, I have no time to email you.

Yeah...right...

BTW...Tiff is one of my best friends...did she tell you that?

 

[Mia62]

Well, in THAT case... SIGN ME UP!

Alright, sweetcheeks...how old are you? That is my next hurdle that you have to jump.

 

[Xstatic]

Hey... you never mentioned other hurdles...

Alright, sweetcheeks...how old are you? That is my next hurdle that you have to jump.

I'm a lot older than I'd like to be... I'm sure employers are thinking that too

Specifically (though not too specific): mid-to-late 30's.

 

[Mia62]

Blah...I am older than you.

You probably don't even live in my time zone...

Argg...


NEXT!!!???

 

[Xstatic]

Blah...I am older than you.

You probably don't even live in my time zone...

This is unfortunately true

Argg...


NEXT!!!???

Oh well, at least I tried...

 

[Lancecastor]

BTW...Tiff is one of my best friends...

You've never met Tiff....You mean Stiff my hermaphrodite pal...yeah, he's cool too.

 

[Mia62]

You've never met Tiff....You mean Stiff my hermaphrodite pal...yeah, he's cool too.

Darlin...who do you think sent Tiff in your direction???

Sheesh...I always look out for the best interests of my friends.

 

[Mia62]

This is unfortunately true



Oh well, at least I tried...

You did...and a good try it was, too.