Melbourne (AUS)

[bluewater1000]

Been Lurking for a while, Thought I would see who is here from Melbourne, one can always hope, as all the action seems to be in Sydney or USA

 

[doormouse]

Melbourne, Sydney...

How old are ya and what brand species? Male or female?

 

[bluewater1000]

Re What brand, species, as asked by Doormaouse , I am Male, 49yo

 

[doormouse]

They might have all the fun, but all the sexy ones are down our end LOL

 

[bluewater1000]

Well Doomaouse, i guess you prefer the shallow end. grin

 

[doormouse]

You mean you're shallow?

Nah, I like my men inbetween

Where in Melbourne are you?

 

[bluewater1000]

I am not too far from the CBD.. Shallow was a double entendre thoogh,, Evil Grin

 

[doormouse]

Ewwww this feels like a really public PM message LOL

Where are the other Melbournians?

I WAS from Bentleigh. Now a country chick.

 

[bluewater1000]

I am in Balaclava, as to where the other Melbunians are, I think the are shy,, smiles

 

[shelleb4]

Melbourne

Hi bluewater, well im in Melbourne, so all the action cant be in Sydney can it!
And near the cbd too, small world huh? But not ozzie, english.

 

[bluewater1000]

Hi shelleb4, glad to have you pop up, I was beginning to wonder if anyone was here ...., Not exactly a true blue aussie either, , grin,, sent you a PM

 

[bluewater1000]

BUMP

 

[hypatia]

Hi bluewater,
There's a whole 'aussie' thread in the Playground section (sorry I don't know how to provide the link ). But it's fairly easy to find and chockabloc full of aussies of course - including quite a few from Melbourne. Have fun

 

[doormouse]

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?"
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his at dad breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny,those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."

Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!"

His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?"

"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

 

[doormouse]

Hi bluewater,
There's a whole 'aussie' thread in the Playground section (sorry I don't know how to provide the link ). But it's fairly easy to find and chockabloc full of aussies of course - including quite a few from Melbourne. Have fun

There's nothing wrong with having an exclusive Melbourne thread.

I'm the same way, they're all so far away

 

[bluewater1000]

Grin,, I am thinking of starting another thread to flush out the wowsers,, EG Who on Lit is from Melb,, it may have more success,, what you think Doormouse

 

[bluewater1000]

OK wowsers a bit strong,, Just think it would be great (al la Doormouse) to start/keep a Melbourne Thread going,, Prob is,, there is a Melbourne in USA,, smile,, a sister city maybe,, so if you chaps in Melbourne USA , want to climb on , please do!!!!

 

[bluewater1000]

Hi bluewater,
There's a whole 'aussie' thread in the Playground section (sorry I don't know how to provide the link ). But it's fairly easy to find and chockabloc full of aussies of course - including quite a few from Melbourne. Have fun

Hypatia,, fantastic you came up,, and who are you

 

[doormouse]

Grin,, I am thinking of starting another thread to flush out the wowsers,, EG Who on Lit is from Melb,, it may have more success,, what you think Doormouse

I think keep this one!!!!!!!

We just need to spice it up a bit LOL

How 'bout a meet?

 

[bluewater1000]

HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM .....a Meet,, ......as in your bedroom or mine,,,,,,,,,, bugger me look at the time its 0343 Wed 8 Sept,, oh well they say rust never sleeps Evil grin.. not a bad idea,, but i hate condoms,, and knowing me, grin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[bluewater1000]

God another 89 Posts , till i can put in an AVATAR,, at this rate,, be 2 months

 

[sexy_adrienne]

a bump for a local...lol

Another Melbournian out of lurkdom...lol

 

[mr happy]

Not Melbourne, but very close by

Hi to you all, glad to see some fellow vics here

 

[MelbourneBoi]

Melbourne represent!

Hey folks,

Im melbourne born and bred...this should stay open this thread i'd like to have somewhere to come and chat with other melbournians.

catch ya dudes..

luvs xoxoxox

 

[bluewater1000]

Welcome Mr Happy, MelbBoi, and sexy Adrienne

Welcome aboard peoples, glad you could pop in,, I wont be on much today being Wed 8 Sept,, hopefully a bit more tommorrow,,I do hope this does be a place that us Victorians, can play up a bit on grin,,,, from a slow sart, its now starting to gather some speed,, i guess to make it really hop a striptease would be in order,, I may start off with my sock