Meet and Greet thread

[Extreme Bohunk]

Personally I think Dar should make you one. She is great at manufactured AV's. That one just looks a little too comical and unreal. What did you do? Paste Jeff Spicoli's head on Arnold's body?

No offense babe, but we can find you something more realistic and sexy.

I told you they don't call me nurse bitch for nothing.

None taken. It's supposed to be comical & unreal.
And besides, I would never call you a nurse

 

[ElizabethWest]

None taken. It's supposed to be comical & unreal.
And besides, I would never call you a nurse

Just a bitch?

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Just a bitch?

Have I told you 'I love you ' today?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Have I told you 'I love you ' today?

Not until now. Any Cubs fan also has my undying love.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Not until now. Any Cubs fan also has my undying love.

Can I stand up now?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Can I stand up now?

I don't know. I rather like the view from here. But if you're getting a crick in your back, I suppose you must stretch sometime.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

I don't know. I rather like the view from here. But if you're getting a crick in your back, I suppose you must stretch sometime.

Actually, I'm starting to enjoy it, but don't have the $ to invest in a whole new wardrobe.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Actually, I'm starting to enjoy it, but don't have the $ to invest in a whole new wardrobe.

Then by all means stand up. I don't want to have to support you too!

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Then by all means stand up. I don't want to have to support you too!

Oh, I'm 'standing' all right, self supporting too!

 

[ElizabethWest]

Oh, I'm 'standing' all right, self supporting too!

Thank god. Functional. I'm tired of being a sugar mama...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Thank god. Functional. I'm tired of being a sugar mama...

I leave you alone for a few hours and this is what happens. Someone steals my sugar mama.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I leave you alone for a few hours and this is what happens. Someone steals my sugar mama.

You gotta work fast around here, babe.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I leave you alone for a few hours and this is what happens. Someone steals my sugar mama.

it's okay, at least you still have your sugar daddy

 

[carsonshepherd]

it's okay, at least you still have your sugar daddy

You mean SubJoe? I think he's in bed. It's like 4 in the morning in England.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You mean SubJoe? I think he's in bed. It's like 4 in the morning in England.

You mean everyone in England isn't up 24 hours a day for our amusement?

 

[carsonshepherd]

You mean everyone in England isn't up 24 hours a day for our amusement?

And to be honest it really pisses me off that they're not. So inconsiderate.

 

[neonlyte]

And to be honest it really pisses me off that they're not. So inconsiderate.

Hey... it's not a theme park. We may have a few idiosyncracies - The Queen, Tony Blair, Arsenel Football Club, The Welsh, but on the whole we're an upright society that respects the need for bed. If we want a laugh, we go to Belgium, where they make French Fries.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hey... it's not a theme park. We may have a few idiosyncracies - The Queen, Tony Blair, Arsenel Football Club, The Welsh, but on the whole we're an upright society that respects the need for bed. If we want a laugh, we go to Belgium, where they make French Fries.

If it was a theme park, they would need to cater in food from France and Italy.

 

[NoJo]

If it was a theme park, they would need to cater in food from France and Italy.

England is a great place to be queer. So shut up.

 

[carsonshepherd]

England is a great place to be queer. So shut up.

If you'll cook for me, I'll come visit.

 

[NoJo]

If you'll cook for me, I'll come visit.

I'll sit you down in a gay bar while I go and look in all the computer stores.

 

[Remec]

Hello, I'm Lou, how do you do?

<taking your hand and kissing it, lightly>
Hello...I'm Remec, although I've been known to still answer to Sean on occasion...pleasure to meet you.

How do I do? Not as well as I'd like, but fair 'nough, I suppose...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

England is a great place to be queer. So shut up.

You should be in travel advertising.

 

[Remec]

Are the group sex thing and the kick ass fondue linked?

Hmmm....visions of a roomful of people slipping succulent morsels into Scarlett's fondue pot and feeding them to each other...

<making notes for possible poem or scene to come along somewhere>

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hmmm....visions of a roomful of people slipping succulent morsels into Scarlett's fondue pot and feeding them to each other...

<making notes for possible poem or scene to come along somewhere>

I'm definitely doing chocolate and strawberries in the story now.