Meet and Greet thread

[NoJo]

You're the only one I'm teasing, is there something you'd like to tell us?

Yes. Yes there is. I'm blind. Goddammit I'm blind. My dog is typing this for me. He's the gay one, for fuck's sake. He's probably laughing at me now.

 

[Kara.]

Yes. Yes there is. I'm blind. Goddammit I'm blind. My dog is typing this for me. He's the gay one, for fuck's sake. He's probably laughing at me now.

You'll have to entertain us both, sir. Apparently I scared off the gay man by telling him he looked yummy.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Yes. Yes there is. I'm blind. Goddammit I'm blind. My dog is typing this for me. He's the gay one, for fuck's sake. He's probably laughing at me now.

I think the dog is blind too.

 

[NoJo]

Yes, it's a problem for Carson. I'm hideously deformed, and therefore straight.

 

[NoJo]

I think the dog is blind too.

That would explain why we never manage to get out of the house.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

He's not laughing AT you, he's laughing WITH you.

 

[Kara.]

That would explain why we never manage to get out of the house.

LMAO!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yes, it's a problem for Carson. I'm hideously deformed, and therefore straight.

No. You're striaght and therefore hideously deformed.

You'll have to entertain us both, sir. Apparently I scared off the gay man by telling him he looked yummy.

Feel free to compliment me any time.

 

[Kara.]

Yes, it's a problem for Carson. I'm hideously deformed, and therefore straight.

Perhaps you like to talk about your deformities, sir.

 

[Kara.]

Feel free to compliment me any time.

Where do I start?

 

[NoJo]

He's not laughing AT you, he's laughing WITH you.

He's a French Poodle, and used to the French AZERTY keyboards. S he fucks up some of the posts. He laughs AT me, because he's a better lover than me, and because my English cuisine is so poor.

 

[carsonshepherd]

He's a French Poodle, and used to the French AZERTY keyboards. S he fucks up some of the posts. He laughs AT me, because he's a better lover than me, and because my English cuisine is so poor.

Isn't poor english cuisine an oxymoron?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Now leave me alone, Joe. Quit being hilarious. I need to be writing!

 

[NoJo]

Now leave me alone, Joe. Quit being hilarious. I need to be writing!

Oh, how adult.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, how adult.

I you Daddy.

 

[Kara.]

I you Daddy.

Sugar Daddy?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Where do I start?

DON'T! He already thinks everything's about him, don't enable him.

 

[NoJo]

Sugar Daddy?

Carson is the only gay man I've ever loved. That's because we keep it Platonic, and also because he has an incredible body and massive dick.

 

[ElizabethWest]

DON'T! He already thinks everything's about him, don't enable him.

I thought it was all about me!!

 

[Kara.]

DON'T! He already thinks everything's about him, don't enable him.

Would I be contributing to his delinquency?

 

[NoJo]

Kara,

I just want to say, it took me about three months to get to 100 posts. My first eighty posts where about formatting and stuff like that. I became a wanker after about 2,000 posts, when I realised that nobody could track my real life identity down from typographical analysis of my stories and posts. You seem to have advanced a lot quicker than that.

So...


Welcome to the AH.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson is the only gay man I've ever loved. That's because we keep it Platonic, and also because he has an incredible body and massive dick.

True.

DON'T! He already thinks everything's about him, don't enable him.

Thank you. It is all about me.

I thought it was all about me!!

No. Just when it isn't about me, which is only while I'm sleeping.

Would I be contributing to his delinquency?

Feel free to contribute money. I'm so poor, I have other people buy me my porn.

 

[Kara.]

Kara,

I just want to say, it took me about three months to get to 100 posts. My first eighty posts where about formatting and stuff like that. I became a wanker after about 2,000 posts, when I realised that nobody could track my real life identity down from typographical analysis of my stories and posts. You seem to have advanced a lot quicker than that.

So...


Welcome to the AH.

Thank you kind sir.

I am actually working on a submission, but who knows?

 

[NoJo]

Thank you kind sir.

I am actually working on a submission, but who knows?

Submit, dammit. Become a submissive. It's great. You just lie back and take your punishment once you get all the feedback. I can't get enough of it now. Sometimes I just submit stories comprised of the word "oboe" repeated 750 times, the need to submit is so strong.

 

[Guest]

the need to submit is so strong.

Finally, after all this time, you have said something I can actually empathise with.